Soul Land: I Swear This Is the Last Bowl!
Chapter 24

[The Young Lady Needs to Pee-Everyone, Clear Out!]

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"C-Captain, how about we call it quits?"

"They already stole the dragon. If we go and get our whole team wiped out too..."

"It's not worth it!"

The two Soul Masters saw that only the three of them were still standing there unharmed.

They were panicking like crazy!

Wei Fan was way too monstrous. He had dropped four of their teammates in the blink of an eye.

How the hell were they supposed to fight this?

Feng Xiaotian halted his charge, folded his wings, and landed on the ground, glaring viciously at Wei Fan.

How was this bastard so freakishly strong? They had already lost four people before they could even get close!

He had never expected that, after losing on his own, he would still be unable to beat Wei Fan with all seven of them attacking together. Worse, he felt utterly powerless to resist.

How the fuck were they supposed to fight him-with their heads?

Having the dragon stolen had indeed sent the blood rushing to his head, leaving him desperate to get that bastard Wei Fan. But losing four people had brought him back to his senses.

Those two had a point!

If they kept fighting, every last one of them would be finished here.

He would swallow it for now!

"Oh? Done fighting?"

"Then I'll go collect the Soul Bone."

Feng Xiaotian jolted and looked toward the Purple Ice Dragon that had just been blasted to pieces. Only then did he notice a purple Soul Bone lying in the deep crater, radiating cold air.

It had actually dropped a Soul Bone too!

He was furious!

To a Soul Master, a Soul Bone was worth a fortune. Both this Soul Bone and the Soul Ring should have been his.

His!

But because that bastard Wei Fan had shown up, they were all gone!

Under the resentful, envious gazes of Feng Xiaotian and his two teammates, Wei Fan picked up the Soul Bone glowing with purple light. A halo flowed across its surface, and its intense cold attribute made him shiver involuntarily.

"Not bad at all!"

"It's a Left Arm Soul Bone!"

Satisfied, Wei Fan put the Purple Ice Dragon Left Arm Soul Bone into his Soul Tool.

Getting a Soul Bone drop was certainly worth getting excited about. This was the first Soul Bone he had obtained since coming to the Douluo Continent.

Today's trip to the Sunset Forest had really yielded a rich harvest!

As for the Soul Ring, he had no interest in absorbing it!

Bang!

Feng Xiaotian slammed his fist into a nearby tree trunk. Watching Wei Fan swagger away, he was so furious he could have spiraled straight into the sky.

Hating Wei Fan's guts but being unable to take him down felt so fucking awful.

"Captain, a green turtle!"

The Godwind Academy teammate behind him suddenly spoke.

"You're the green turtle!"

"Your whole fucking family are green turtles!"

"You little shit, are you asking for a beating?"

Feng Xiaotian lost his temper.

It was bad enough that Wei Fan bullied him. Now even his own teammates were insulting him.

He might not be able to beat Wei Fan, but surely he could beat these little shits.

The last thing he could bear hearing right now was "green turtle."

"Captain, that's not what I meant."

"I meant there's a green turtle up ahead, around four thousand years old. Do you want to consider using it for your Soul Ring?"

Feng Xiaotian said, "Fuck off!"

The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect.

"Rongrong, where are you going now?"

At the sect gates, Chen Xin stood ramrod straight atop a tree.

He had been baffled these past few days. Why had their Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect's Little Demoness suddenly changed?

Lately, she was always trying to squeeze her way down the mountain.

"Grandpa Jian, I'm just going down the mountain to have fun for a few days."

"I'll be back soon, okay?"

Ning Rongrong fluttered her big eyes and pleaded.

"No!"

"You're still young, and as a support-type Soul Master, you can't protect yourself. What if you run into danger?"

"Stay put in the sect."

Chen Xin flatly refused Ning Rongrong's request.

"Dad already said he'd send me to a Soul Master Academy to gain experience. What's wrong with going down the mountain a year early?"

"I don't care. I want to go down the mountain now!"

Ning Rongrong began throwing a little tantrum.

She was bored to death in the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect. There wasn't a single person here who suited her tastes.

Wei Fan was much more interesting. She really hoped she could steal treasures from the Imperial Palace with him again.

"Rongrong, tell me. Why do you want to go down the mountain now?"

"What are you going to do?"

Ning Rongrong's behavior had grown increasingly strange lately. He kept feeling that she wasn't going down the mountain just to have fun, as she claimed, but had something to do.

Yet however hard he thought about it, she hadn't made any friends down the mountain.

How strange!

"Nothing. I just want to go down the mountain."

She certainly wasn't going to say she wanted to find Wei Fan.

If she did, she would probably never get another chance to leave the mountain.

"Then stay put in the sect."

"Someone, escort the young lady back to her room."

Chen Xin gave the order to the outer disciples.

This girl definitely had something going on-something big!

She simply wouldn't tell him!

"Ugh, I'm so mad!"

Ning Rongrong stamped her foot, looking at the hangers-on behind her, each wearing a stiff expression.

So boring!

"The young lady needs to pee-everyone, clear out!"

With her hands on her hips, Ning Rongrong addressed the outer disciples behind her.

Having these people follow her around was far too annoying.

The council hall.

"Something's been really off with Rongrong lately."

"She keeps trying to slip down the mountain!"

Chen Xin spoke as soon as he entered the council hall.

"Off? She's been downright strange."

"When I went to see our little princess that day, she just sat there giggling to herself."

Gu Rong picked up the conversation.

"Has that girl found herself a boyfriend lately?"

"Impossible!"

"How old is she? Besides, she spends all day around us."

"If anyone dares set his sights on our Rongrong, I'll break his mangy legs!"

Wei Fan's home.

Wei Fan slowly opened his eyes, and two beams of purple light burst forth, illuminating the entire room in the darkness. Then the light gradually receded, sinking back into his eyes.

It worked!

After successfully absorbing the Soul Bone, Wei Fan quietly opened his system panel...

[Name: Wei Fan] [Level: 52] [First Martial Soul: water] [Soul Rings: yellow (600 years), yellow (950 years), purple (2,000 years)] [First Soul Skill: Sleep Bubble] [Second Soul Skill: Water Gathering Cannon] [Third Soul Skill: Heaven-Pouring River] [Second Martial Soul: Trident] [Soul Rings: black (12,000 years), black (18,000 years), black (30,000 years), black (55,000 years), black (80,000 years)] [First Soul Skill: Tide] [Second Soul Skill: Annihilation Halberd] [Third Soul Skill: Tide of Perdition] [Fourth Soul Skill: Unyielding Will] [Fifth Soul Skill: Tidal Dragon-Tornado Slash] [Soul Bone: Purple Ice Dragon Left Arm Soul Bone (5,000 years)] [Soul Bone Skill: Ice Armor]

Successfully absorbing the Purple Ice Dragon Left Arm Soul Bone had allowed him to break through to the next level.

He was now a level fifty-two Soul King!

The Purple Ice Dragon Left Arm Soul Bone had also granted him a powerful defensive Soul Bone Skill-Ice Armor!

Although this Soul Bone's age was a little low at only five thousand years, the Purple Ice Dragon's cold attribute was an excellent match for him.

Besides, its age didn't seem to be a problem for him!

With that thought, he took out the little notebook he carried with him. It carefully recorded the different attributes increased by treating people to different foods...

Treating people to tea or coffee increased spiritual power!

Treating people to white rice, steamed buns, noodles, and other flour-based foods increased Soul Ring age!

Treating people to seafood increased defense!

Treating people to vegetables and fruit increased speed!

Treating people to meat increased strength!

Treating people to shit-unknown!

Treating people to poison-unknown!

Wei Fan scratched his head, unsure what he could treat people to that would increase Soul Bone age.

It looked like he would have to start treating Huyan Li and those other guys to all sorts of strange things tomorrow, aiming to find a way to increase Soul Bone age as soon as possible.

With that thought, he already had a plan in mind...

That's what he would do!

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