"Didn't you eat?! If you don't scrub all the mud off that tire, you won't get any of that premium pig slop tonight!"
Jessica Jones tossed a solid brick in her hand, looming over her target in her Martin Boots as she roared.
Crack! The brick instantly crumbled to powder in her grip, scattering into the muddy water.
"Boo-hoo... you barbaric Earth woman! I'm a princess of Asgard! How dare you make me scrub these foul-smelling rubber rings by hand!"
Beside a water pipe amid the ruins, a soaking-wet Loki knelt in the mud, wearing a spare Maid Uniform that was clearly two sizes too small. She wiped away her tears while laboriously scrubbing a heavy truck tire with a stiff-bristled brush.
Her breathtakingly beautiful face was smeared with black mud, making her look like a refugee freshly dug out of a coal mine.
"Scrub harder, Loki! Oh, sorry, my dear little sister!"
Wearing the same black-and-white Maid Uniform, Thor stood nearby with his hands on his hips, relentlessly mocking her. "Your stance is far too weak! Where's all that strength you had when you stabbed me in the kidney?! You can't even clean a tire! You're a disgrace to Asgard's royal family!"
"Shut up, you muscle-brained idiot!"
Loki threw down the brush in fury, her chest heaving as she pointed at Thor and cursed. "What right do you have to criticize me?! You're the crown prince, yet you willingly wear that perverted dress and act like an Earthling's dog! You're Asgard's greatest disgrace!"
"I'm paying off my debts with my own two hands! That's the honor of an honest worker!" Thor puffed out his chest righteously, stretching his Maid Uniform almost to the bursting point.
"If you don't want to scrub, that's fine."
An utterly rational voice, devoid of