Did My Tyrant Deadbeat Dad and Mommy Sneak Off to Make a Baby?

Ye Yubei was just about to speak when another sound rang out. Then he saw another guard head over as well.

And then... three people?

Listening to the sounds coming from over there, Shen Qingqing blushed with embarrassment. If she had known, she would never have come to watch the drama. And now she had even run into Ye Yubei.

There were still three people over there. They were really going wild. This was so awkward...

Ye Yubei's expression grew even uglier, as though he had swallowed a fly. This time, he had been handed two cuckold's hats at once.

Just how lonely were the women in his harem? They were making a cuckold of him every day!

His Qingqing was so much better.

By now, Ye Tangtang had completely forgotten to react. So that was possible too? Then wouldn't she be able to get together with 365...

[Hahahaha! Lesson learned, lesson learned! I really learned something this time, Little Useless System. Turns out watching drama can teach you things too.]

[If that's how it works, couldn't I be with all 365 at once... hehehe.]

System: [...]

365? Do you have a death wish?

Ye Tangtang ate her meal and watched the drama, enjoying herself immensely. Only Mommy wasn't there. Where had Mommy gone?

"Ahem."

Shen Qingqing gave a few awkward little coughs. "Your Majesty, I'll head back first. Tang Tang is still eating in the palace."

Just as Shen Qingqing was about to leave, Ye Yubei caught her hand. He struggled to get the words out. "Actually... I don't even know who that woman is."

Shen Qingqing said, "Hmm?"

"What she does has nothing to do with me either. I'll go back with you and keep Tang Tang company while she eats."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

How could Shen Qingqing refuse Ye Yubei? She could only go back with him.

The people behind them were having quite a wild time, entirely unaware that disaster was already upon them.

Ye Yubei ordered the three shameless adulterers put to death, lest they sully Qingqing's ears.

"Mommy, Emperor Father, why did you come back together? What were you doing?"

Ye Tangtang noticed that Mommy's face was a little red, then looked at Emperor Father beside her. His expression seemed a little unnatural too.

[No way. Could it really be what I'm thinking?]

[Did my tyrant deadbeat dad and Mommy sneak off to make a baby?]

[Am I going to have a cute, pretty little sister? I really want a pretty little sister. o'ᆺ'o]

[Wow! A little sister! When will my little sister come out?]

Ye Tangtang hurried into Mommy's arms and felt her belly. Maybe her little sister was already in there!

Shen Qingqing: "..."

Ye Yubei: "..."

Shen Qingqing gave Ye Yubei an embarrassed glance.

"Tang Tang, be good and eat. No fidgeting."

Ye Tangtang went back to eating, glancing at Mommy and her deadbeat Emperor Father every so often.

Ye Yubei leaned close to Shen Qingqing's ear and murmured in a voice only the two of them could hear, "Qingqing, Tang Tang wants a little sister."

Shen Qingqing blushed instantly. "Stop talking nonsense. Our daughter is talking nonsense, and now you are too."

"I'm not talking nonsense."

"Eat."

Shen Qingqing put some food in Ye Yubei's bowl to shut him up. For some inexplicable reason, the gesture felt familiar to him, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't remember why.

[Hehehe, Little Useless System, where are they? Where did those three go? I haven't watched enough yet.]

System: [It's already over.]

[What?! It's over just like that? Those three were really going wild. I've had my eyes opened again.]

Ye Yubei: "..."

What had this little girl seen now?

Three people!

Could it have been that scene just now...

Shen Qingqing lowered her head and pressed a hand to her forehead, looking utterly helpless. What on earth did her daughter watch every day?!

Alas, what would she do in the future? She even wanted 365 prince consorts. She really did take after her father.

The family of three ate, each harboring their own thoughts.

Shen Qingqing frowned. Why hasn't Ye Yubei left yet? Does he want to stay here overnight?

Ye Yubei's lips curved upward. Qingqing hasn't chased me away today. Does she want me to stay here overnight?

Ye Tangtang: [So sleepy. Why haven't Mommy and my deadbeat Emperor Father finished eating yet? I'm waiting to go to bed.]

Shen Qingqing stood up. "Your Majesty, Tang Tang is sleepy."

Ye Yubei set down his chopsticks with an icy expression. This woman was chasing him away again.

Fine. He would leave.

As the dignified emperor of the Northern Li Kingdom, when had he ever suffered such indignity?

Every other woman begged and wept for him to stay.

Yet this Shen Qingqing!

Eunuch Wang personally carried the lantern. "Your Majesty, it's late. Please watch your step."

Ye Tangtang quickly took a pink flashlight out of her pocket. It was a little bigger than her palm.

"Emperor Father, use this flashlight. It's much brighter than those lanterns."

Eunuch Wang asked in bewilderment, "Your Highness, what is this? This servant has never seen anything like it. Can something so small provide light?"

"Of course it can. Look, there's a button here. Press it once to turn it on, then again to turn it off. On, off, on, off."

Ye Tangtang pressed the button, and the flashlight lit up immediately, far brighter than the lanterns. She pressed it again, and it switched right off. Eunuch Wang stumbled back several steps in fright, nearly mistaking it for some demonic thing!

Ye Yubei was very curious too. A flashlight?

His daughter always had the strangest things.

Still, this thing was extremely convenient. It was much brighter than a lantern, and all it took was the press of a button to turn it on or off.

Shen Qingqing had already grown used to such oddities. Her daughter was always producing bizarre little gadgets.

The Sanitary Pad she had given her last time had been so comfortable to use. She had never used anything so comfortable before.

Her daughter truly was a treasure. And those paper napkins were so soft too.

Ye Tangtang placed the flashlight in Ye Yubei's hand. "Emperor Father, do you know how to use it now? It's really easy."

"Yes, I do."

Holding the flashlight, Ye Yubei awkwardly switched it on, illuminating the path ahead.

Even the young eunuchs beside him were stunned. What was this thing? It was so bright!

How amazing! Their little princess had so many magical things. Could she be a little angel descended to earth?

"Emperor Father, you have to give it back when you're done. I traded a lot of things to get it."

"All right. I'll give it back."

"Bye, Emperor Father."

Ye Tangtang waved her little hand at Ye Yubei and yawned, so sleepy that tears welled up in her eyes. She had played all day. It was time for bed.

"Are you sleepy, Tang Tang? Ready for bed?" Shen Qingqing stroked her daughter's little head and took her into the bedroom.

Ye Tangtang took off her clothes. Feeling chilly all over, she quickly burrowed under the covers.

It was the dead of winter, and she didn't even have fleece pajamas. Next time, she would draw a big white rabbit pajama set. A little dinosaur one would do too.

As her thoughts wandered, Ye Tangtang closed her eyes and went off to meet the Duke of Zhou again.

Soft footsteps sounded across the empty rooftop.

A black-clad figure raced over the roof as though on wings. He slipped into Ye Tangtang's room, the sharp blade in his hand gleaming coldly, and reached her side in an instant.

Not even thunder could wake Ye Tangtang when she was asleep, let alone such a faint disturbance. She heard nothing at all. The sharp blade was only two centimeters from her slender neck!

At that critical instant, a stone the size of a pigeon's egg struck the black-clad man's wrist. Pain shot through it, and his sword fell to the floor.

"Jin Yun, what are you doing?"