Little Useless System
Grab a Seat and Spill the Tea: The Princess Has Another Bombshell!Biodata
| Feature | Value |
|---|---|
| Name | Little Useless System |
| Original Name | 小废统 |
| Alias(es) | The system 1 |
| Species/Race | System 1 |
| Affiliation | Ye Tangtang, its host 2 6 |
| Occupation/Role | Assigns missions, manages points and lottery rewards, and tracks Tangtang’s progress in winning over Jun Yuyuan 9 19 |
| Status | Active; denies further draws when Tangtang has no points during the demon accusation 49 |
| First Appearance | Responds to Tangtang after her latest transmigration 1 |
Mission Progress
The system’s mission requires Tangtang’s affinity with Jun Yuyuan to reach 100%. It monitors this through an interface described as displaying “affinity” or “conquest progress” 19 39.
| Recorded Progress | Chapter | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 0.1% | 19 | The system checks their affinity while urging Tangtang to earn more points from Jun. |
| 1% | 27 | Tangtang’s embrace of Jun produces a milestone that nearly makes the system cry with excitement; she receives 1,000 points. |
| 1.1% | 39 | Progress remains low while Tangtang prioritizes her portrait business over missions. |
| 1.2% | 41 | Recorded after their joint photograph, despite Tangtang mocking Jun and treating him chiefly as a source of money. |
Background / History
The system accompanied Tangtang in at least one previous world, where she accumulated roughly 30,000 points. After her latest transmigration, it claims that points cannot carry between worlds and that her balance has reset to zero. Its private thoughts later reveal that it secretly withheld tens of thousands of points and fears her discovering the deception 2 6.
When heavenly lightning interrupts Tangtang’s attempt to advance to the Nascent Soul realm, she awakens as the neglected Ninth Princess. The system initially admits uncertainty about their location, detects another world opening, and transmits linked memories. It subsequently explains that 99% of her spiritual power is sealed, leaving 1% available 1 2.
To push Tangtang toward Jun Yuyuan, the system offers food-related rewards and increasingly lucrative points for interaction. Her fear of Jun repeatedly obstructs its plans; invoking Shen Qingqing’s safety succeeds where warnings about Tangtang’s own death fail 6 9.
Its lottery prizes eventually become central to Tangtang’s palace life. A camera enables her portrait business, while dinosaur pajamas provoke monster rumors that the Empress uses against her. During the resulting accusation, the system provides no emergency draw: Tangtang has exhausted her points, and her request for another loan receives only an insufficient-points message 35 39 43 48 49.
Personality
The system is privately sarcastic, impatient, and deeply frustrated by Tangtang’s determination to avoid work. It repeatedly wonders whether it can replace or discard its host, but usually conceals its insults because she needs coaxing rather than confrontation 2 7 10 22.
Its outward approach is appeasing and opportunistic. It flatters Tangtang’s beauty when she threatens to stop doing missions, offers snacks to overcome her fear, and invokes her mother’s vulnerability to secure cooperation. Its concealed withholding of points also makes Tangtang’s suspicion of being swindled well-founded 6 7 9 13.
Despite its exasperation, it is emotionally invested in mission progress and sometimes reassures Tangtang about unrelated worries. It celebrates the first 1% milestone and comforts her when she fears her portrait business has broken up a friendship 27 39.
Abilities & Skills
World Detection and Information Transfer
The system detects a newly opened world and transmits memories that help Tangtang understand her new identity and circumstances 1.
- Identifies Ye Linmo and describes his scripted future as one of Jun Yuyuan’s generals 9.
- Explains Tangtang’s remaining spiritual power and attributes her inability to use lightness skills to her weak body 2 45.
- Does not possess reliable ordinary navigation: it knows Jun resides in Profound Heaven Hall but cannot give Tangtang the route 10.
Mission Assignment and Point Management
The system awards points for gossip tasks and interactions with Jun, then allows Tangtang to spend them on lottery draws 9 16.
| Action or Service | Points | Conditions / Outcome |
|---|---|---|
| Compensation for Tangtang’s tantrum | +100 | Granted to placate her after the claimed reset 2. |
| Completing a gossip task | +100 | Awarded after the Lady Liu scandal 9. |
| Talking to Jun Yuyuan | +100 | Offered as an easy mission; greater intimacy promises greater rewards 9. |
| Qualifying hand contact with Jun | +500 | Jun touching Tangtang does not qualify; a later attempt fails because contact lasts less than three seconds 16 19. |
| Embracing Jun | +1,000 | Accompanies the rise to 1% conquest progress 27. |
| Locating a person | −1,000 | Can be purchased on credit; the initial loan must be repaid within three days 10. |
- Deducts outstanding debt from new earnings; 400 points from a 500-point reward go toward Tangtang’s search debt 16.
- Awards points from real contact even while Tangtang is asleep, leading her to wonder whether dreaming about Jun earns rewards 35.
- Refuses draws when the balance is empty, including during Tangtang’s confrontation with the Empress Dowager 49.
Lottery Rewards
The system provides a prize-wheel interface. In its first documented use, each draw costs ten points, and unsuccessful results are possible 2.
- Random outcomes: It says it does not know which items will drop 45.
- Limited-time prizes: Advertises a six-inch chocolate cake available for one month 16.
- Rate adjustments: Claims a boosted drop rate has already been applied when Tangtang complains about her luck 42.
- Unreliable assurances: Promises that a hundred draws should yield a Return Soul Pill, but Tangtang receives no such pill 27.
Gossip Feed
The system supplies scandalous palace scenes that Tangtang can watch and react to, exposing affairs through thoughts others overhear 8 33.
- Uses mosaic censorship on explicit material, frustrating Tangtang 33.
- Can report when a viewed incident has ended 34.
- Withholds scandals during an organizational crackdown, explaining that it can no longer release material swept up in the cleanup 44.
Search Function
The system can locate a person precisely for 1,000 points. Its search for Shen Qingqing reveals that she is only ten steps away, leaving Tangtang indebted for information she could have discovered almost immediately 10.
Notable Reward Items
- Food and drinks — Lollipops, spicy strips, chips, jellies, yogurt, and ice cream appear among Tangtang’s winnings 2 17 27.
- Camera — Produces lifelike photographs and becomes the basis of her paid portrait business 35 39.
- Bunny bag and flashlight — Obtained during classroom draws; later used as a school bag and portable lighting 30 34 35.
- “Ice Skates” — Wheeled shoes used for rapid travel and shared with Tangtang’s brothers 31 33 36.
- Dinosaur pajamas — A desired prize whose horns and tail cause panic and fuel accusations that Tangtang is a demon 42 43 48.
- Robot vacuum — Cleans floors and recognizes voice commands, but cannot remain useful indefinitely without electricity 42 45.
- Amoxicillin and deluxe seasoning pack — Won in mystery boxes; the seasoning inspires Tangtang’s hot-pot and barbecue plans 45.
- Sanitary pads — Initially disappoint Tangtang, but later become an appreciated gift to Shen Qingqing 17 34 35.
Relationships
- Ye Tangtang — Host and constant source of frustration. She calls it useless, distrusts its schemes, and threatens to abandon missions; it responds with flattery, rewards, and private complaints 7 9 13.
- Jun Yuyuan — Target of the conquest mission. He learns of the system and points through Tangtang’s thoughts and realizes she is using contact with him to obtain prizes 6 17.
- Shen Qingqing — Tangtang’s strongest motivation for cooperation. The system invokes her safety to overcome Tangtang’s refusal and charges for locating her 9 10.
- Ye Yubei — Hears Tangtang mention the system and gradually gains some understanding of her points and lottery prizes 1 22.