"Your Ladyship, Your Ladyship, what's wrong? Don't scare us! Hurry, summon His Majesty! Her Ladyship has fainted!"
"Her Ladyship has fainted! Hurry, fetch an imperial physician! Her Ladyship has fainted!!"
Ye Tangtang: "..."
I only put on some little dinosaur pajamas... why did my beautiful mommy faint?
"Mommy, it's me! I'm Tang Tang! Mommy, open your eyes and look at me!"
Hearing her daughter's voice, Shen Qingqing gradually opened her eyes. Tang Tang... her Tang Tang... was still alive.
Then Shen Qingqing opened her eyes and saw that her daughter was still a little dinosaur, with horns on her head...
Shen Qingqing: "..."
She fainted again...
"Mommy, don't scare me! I'm Tang Tang! What's wrong with you?"
Chunyu, Qiushuang, and the others trembled with fright too, keeping their distance from Ye Tangtang.
"Big Sister Chunyu, why don't you recognize me? I'm Tang Tang!"
Ye Tangtang stuck out a little hand and waved. Only after seeing that familiar gesture did Chunyu slowly recover her senses.
It was their little princess-their little princess's signature gesture.
"What happened? What happened to my Qingqing?"
Ye Yubei had a black cloak draped over him and had not even had time to put on his outer robe. Upon hearing that something had happened to Shen Qingqing, he rushed to the Palace of Gathered Elegance in a panic.
"Emperor Father, Mommy suddenly fainted! Hurry and take a look at her!"
Ye Tangtang stood up in her little dinosaur pajamas and explained anxiously.
Then Ye Yubei saw that his daughter had turned into a dinosaur and immediately took two steps back.
Eunuch Wang was so frightened that he plopped onto the floor.
"A monster! There's a monster!"
"Eunuch Wang, don't be scared. I'm not a monster! I'm Ye Tangtang, the Ninth Princess! Don't you remember me?"
Ye Tangtang brought her horned head closer. Eunuch Wang's vision went black, and he fainted from sheer terror...
Ye Yubei felt a little unnerved too. What kind of monster was this? Had it eaten his daughter?
Why did it have his daughter's head but not her body? Had something terrible happened to Tang Tang?
At the thought of what had happened to his daughter, Ye Yubei's heart ached terribly. He drew the Heaven-Questioning Sword at his waist and pointed it at Ye Tangtang's head.
"Speak! Who exactly are you, and what have you done to my daughter?!"
"Emperor Father, I'm Tang Tang!"
Has this blind scumbag dad of mine actually gone blind? He doesn't even recognize his own daughter! And now he wants to kill me with a sword! Is there any justice left? Any law? I don't want to live anymore!
He actually wants to kill his own daughter! How did I end up with such a scumbag for a dad?
Hearing those familiar complaints and curses, Ye Yubei was certain: this was his own daughter.
Why had Tang Tang suddenly turned into this? Was this what they called a genetic mutation?
But this was far too outrageous. He was human, and Qingqing was human too. Why did they have a daughter like this?
Ye Yubei immediately lowered his sword and gave a few soft coughs. "Tang Tang, Emperor Father was only trying to scare you just now. Why have you suddenly become like this?"
"These are my pajamas! Emperor Father, hurry and check on Mommy! She fainted!"
Ye Yubei immediately picked Shen Qingqing up and gently laid her on the bed.
"Eunuch Wang, drag every imperial physician from the Imperial Medical Academy here!"
"..."
No one answered.
Ye Yubei turned around and saw Eunuch Wang lying on the floor like a corpse.
He had almost forgotten that the man had fainted from fright. What a coward.
Ye Yubei picked another young eunuch at random to go instead. Eunuch Wang was becoming more useless by the day.
"Emperor Father, what's wrong with Mommy?"
Ye Yubei looked at his daughter, with horns on her head and a tail behind her. After a moment of silence, he slowly said,
"Maybe... you scared her into fainting."
Ye Tangtang looked puzzled. "I scared her into fainting? But I'm wearing pajamas! Why would Mommy faint from seeing me?"
Looking at his daughter's strange pajamas, Ye Yubei figured she must have drawn them from somewhere too.
"Tang Tang... Tang Tang..."
Shen Qingqing slowly opened her eyes. Where was her Tang Tang? A monster had eaten Tang Tang! She had to beat that monster to death.
"Qingqing, you're awake."
Looking at the woman before him, joy softened Ye Yubei's handsome, cold face.
Shen Qingqing sobbed. "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, save Tang Tang! A monster ate her!"
Ye Tangtang: "..."
"Mommy, no monster ate me! I just put on some little dinosaur pajamas. Why don't you recognize me anymore?"
"Tang Tang..."
Ye Tangtang took off the hood of her little dinosaur pajamas, revealing her head.
Seeing that her daughter had returned, Shen Qingqing was wild with joy. "It's Tang Tang!"
"Tang Tang, where did you get such strange pajamas? You scared Mommy to death! I thought a monster had eaten you!"
Held tightly in her mother's arms, Ye Tangtang nuzzled her little face against her chest.
"Mommy, these are little dinosaur pajamas. They're really warm-much warmer than the pajamas in the palace."
Ye Tangtang put her hood back on, truly looking like a little dinosaur.
Shen Qingqing: "..."
Fortunately, it had only been a false alarm. She had thought a monster had eaten her daughter.
Shen Qingqing promptly let go of Ye Yubei's hand and cuddled her daughter instead.
Ye Yubei: "..."
So he was just a tool to be used.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, this humble subject has come by your command to treat Beauty Chen."
The people from the Imperial Medical Academy had arrived. Their vast procession stretched beyond sight. Everyone from the academy had come...
Ye Tangtang opened the door. The imperial physicians saw her and immediately plopped onto the ground in fright.
"A monster!"
"There's a monster!"
Then the imperial physicians descended into chaos, scrambling and crawling out of the Palace of Gathered Elegance. Some were so frightened that their hats fell off, but they did not dare retrieve them.
Hahahaha! Little Useless System, they all ran away in fright when they saw my pajamas!
Am I really that scary? I'm clearly a cute, kind little fairy!
The system: [...]
It had to admit, she really did look like a little dinosaur.
"Tang Tang, what's all that noise outside?"
"Emperor Father, they all left when they saw me. Am I really that scary?"
Ye Tangtang strolled back inside, her little tail swaying behind her.
Ye Yubei: "..."
He looked at Ye Tangtang's green little dinosaur pajamas and sank into thought...
"Tang Tang, those pajamas of yours are certainly special."
"Of course! Not only are they special, they're really warm too. Emperor Father, do you want to try them?"
Ye Yubei: "..."
Absolutely not!
"They're too small. Emperor Father can't fit into them."
If he wore that thing into the imperial harem, he would definitely scare a whole crowd senseless.
He did not even dare imagine that horrifying scene.
Was this daughter of his a little too good at screwing over her dad?
Ye Tangtang: If my tyrant scumbag dad wore these green little dinosaur pajamas, he'd be green from head to toe! Hahahaha! Actually, this color really does suit him.
It looks like Scumbag Dad hasn't gotten a new green cuckold's hat today. Why have the palace consorts been so quiet today?
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