The furious howls coming from the Gourd sounded like they were being forced through gritted teeth.
He was the mighty left guardian of the Demon God, commanding all the baleful aura and evil spirits under heaven.
Evil spirits, humans, demons-what living creature in this world did not tremble at his name, frightened enough to have its liver and gall split apart?
Yet now, he was trapped inside a Gourd.
Worse, some nameless upstart was threatening him!
If he had not been reduced to a mere wisp of divine soul, how could this wretched Gourd ever have held him?
Xia Wanwan slapped it again. "Can you talk normally?"
What was the point of putting on that unfathomable, mysterious tone?
She was not going to indulge him!
The Gourd spun a full circle from the slap, then shakily stood upright again. A disgruntled grunt came from within.
"Hmph, when a tiger descends to the plains, even dogs-"
Before he could finish,
Xia Wanwan grabbed the Gourd and shook it for all she was worth.
Then she started spinning and bouncing the Gourd around, shaking it as she turned in circles, demanding through clenched baby teeth,
"Are you going to talk or not? Are you going to talk?"
"Try putting on airs one more damn time! I'll throw you into the latrine and feed you to the maggots!"
The howling inside the Gourd gradually grew quieter.
"Stop shaking! Stop shaking! I'll talk! I'll talk!"
After a dizzying series of spins, Gu Ming finally surrendered to the threat of being thrown into the latrine!
Xia Wanwan huffed twice. "What's your name?"
Gu Ming: ...
That's it?
You stuffed me into a Gourd and threatened to throw me into a latrine to feed the maggots just to ask me that?
He answered through gritted teeth,