Forcing a kiss on the villain

Ye Nanshen: ???

Why could he hear someone talking?

Clearly... that chatterbox hadn't opened her mouth just now.

What was going on?

And a villain? Had she been reading too many novels?

Was she calling him handsome?

[Ah, if only I could sleep with him. Then even if I died, I'd have no regrets.]

Ye Nanshen lifted his eyes and glanced toward Gu Luosheng. That confirmed it-this woman was fantasizing about him in her head.

Ye Nanshen: ...

He had seen plenty in his time, after all. Even after realizing he could read her thoughts, he didn't look particularly shocked.

Hah, she wanted to sleep with him? Interesting.

[Hmm, why does he keep staring at me? Does he like me?]

Ye Nanshen: ...

Why was she so full of herself?

[He's still looking at me! Aaaaah, has my stunning beauty really captivated him? I'm so nervous... Actually, if you really like me, I wouldn't mind letting you kiss me.]

Ye Nanshen was numb.

Could he block out these damn thoughts?

He liked this woman?

Utterly ridiculous.

It was like a joke: the world would end tomorrow.

But once Gu Luosheng calmed down, she cleared her throat and said softly, "The driver wasn't driving steadily just now. That's why I bumped into you. Don't blame me-blame him if you have to. Besides, we're sharing a ride, so don't be so petty with me."

A mist veiled Gu Luosheng's eyes, making her look as pitiful as a little rabbit.

Please. She was an award-winning actress. A little acting like this was child's play.

[Let's see you yell at me now! (At maximum volume)]

Ye Nanshen's eyes narrowed slightly. Did this woman... have a split personality?

"Mr. Ye, I'm sorry. It was all my fault. Someone appeared up ahead just now, so I had to brake suddenly," the driver hurriedly pleaded.

He was afraid his boss would throw him straight out of the car.

"Mr... Ye?" Gu Luosheng licked her lips, embarrassed. "So... this isn't a shared ride? This car is... yours?"

The man's expression remained dark. He said nothing.

"Miss, you got into the wrong car. Mr. Ye never takes taxis," the driver explained helplessly, his lips twitching.

"Heh..." Gu Luosheng could only laugh to cover her embarrassment. "Sorry, I didn't know. But you didn't say anything when you got in, either. That's how... this silly misunderstanding happened, right?"

As she spoke, Gu Luosheng reached for the door. She could already feel the chill radiating from the man beside her.

But no matter how she tried, the door wouldn't open.

"Miss, do you want to get out? Just tell me. It's an automatic door; you can't operate it from your side." The driver finally noticed Gu Luosheng's predicament and kindly explained.

Gu Luosheng's face darkened. Well, thanks a lot.

She was a clueless bumpkin. Once again, her ignorance was showing.

The door opened. Gu Luosheng was about to get out when she spotted a paparazzo crouching nearby.

Oh my. Her reflexes kicked in.

Gu Luosheng hurriedly sat back down. Who knew where she found the courage?

She planted her hands on either side of the man and forced a kiss on him.

Originally... Gu Luosheng had only meant to pretend, using it as cover because there was a paparazzo outside.

But who knew the car's ceiling was so low? She bumped her head, and in her moment of panic, Gu Luosheng kissed him for real.

Gu Luosheng's eyes flew wide open, her mind going blank.

She might talk a big game, but this was her first kiss!

All her kisses in TV dramas had been faked with camera angles.

[My first kiss! Aaaaah! You lucked out, buddy. But... these lips feel pretty nice to kiss. Soft and springy, and a little cool. Hmm, so this is what kissing feels like? Come to think of it... the villain is pretty handsome. I guess kissing him isn't a bad deal. I just wonder... how good he is in bed.]

Gu Luosheng admitted it.

She was a sucker for a pretty face.

Even though... the man before her was a villain, she had... automatically tuned that out.

Ye Nanshen: ...

She certainly had a lot going on in her head.

Still... Ye Nanshen wondered why he hadn't thrown her out of the car.

When this young woman had climbed onto him, he'd had more than enough time to stop her. Strangely enough... he hadn't felt the slightest aversion.

And this was her... first kiss?

Ye Nanshen raised an eyebrow, his icy, handsome face finally softening a little.

"Mr... Mr. Ye." Seeing the scene in the back seat, the driver felt as if lightning had struck him.

It was over, over. They were completely done for this time. No one could save them.

How could this woman be so reckless?

"Get out." Ye Nanshen's voice was ice-cold.

Those words snapped Gu Luosheng out of her daze.

"Sure thing. I'll... get out right now." Blushing, Gu Luosheng climbed off the man's lap.

"I meant the driver," Ye Nanshen added.

The driver: ???

"I'll get out right now." The driver immediately opened his door and obligingly made himself scarce.

For a moment, only the two of them remained in the car.

"If I said I didn't do it on purpose, would you believe me?" Gu Luosheng sat beside him, hands resting on her knees, her eyes dutifully lowered.

"Hah." Ye Nanshen gave a cold snort. "You got into my car and forced a kiss on me, and you're saying you didn't do it on purpose?"

"I swear, it really was a misunderstanding. There was a paparazzo outside just now. I was worried he'd secretly take pictures of me." Gu Luosheng pointed outside. "You know who I am, right? I'm a celebrity?"

Ye Nanshen gave Gu Luosheng a cool, appraising glance. "Even extras call themselves celebrities these days."

Gu Luosheng's mouth twitched. What a vicious tongue.

[No wonder the male lead ends up throwing him off a boat to feed the fish.]

[Host, watch what you say. The male lead didn't throw him off. I think he jumped off himself.]

Gu Luosheng: ???

He jumped off himself? Was he crazy?

Thrown off by the male lead to feed the fish?

Ye Nanshen lowered his eyes. Had she spent too much time acting?

"I'm really sorry about what happened. I know I shouldn't have forced a kiss on you. Please don't hold it against me." Gu Luosheng pressed her palms together and hurriedly begged for mercy. She knew he was the villain, so she absolutely couldn't afford to offend him. Otherwise, she might end up dead without even knowing how.

Ye Nanshen suddenly caught her wrist.

"Ah! All I did was force a kiss on you! Please don't kill me to keep me quiet! My life's been hard enough. I finally got famous, only to croak. Now I've finally come back to life, and I'm going to croak again. I'm not a cat with nine lives! If I croak this time, who knows whether I can come back..." Gu Luosheng cried as she spoke, feeling utterly miserable.

Her racket gave Ye Nanshen a headache. "Shut up. Say another word, and I'll throw you straight into the river to feed the fish."

Gu Luosheng fell silent instantly, though her shoulders still shook with aggrieved sobs.

"You're not married? No boyfriend?" Ye Nanshen asked hoarsely.

Gu Luosheng shook her head.

"Speak!"

Gu Luosheng pouted. "You just told me not to talk. No boyfriend, not married. Completely single..."