Gu Luosheng had just started filming. At first, she was an ordinary office worker who heard a scream next door while heading to work. She tilted her head to look and happened to spot the beautiful landlord lying on the floor.
One second, Gu Luosheng was all, "Aaaah! Murder! Murder!"
The next, Gu Luosheng was all, "Huh? Why are you arresting me instead of catching the killer? He escaped through the window! Go catch him! I still have to get to work. They dock ten bucks for every minute I'm late!"
The young cop said, "Miss, you're the only eyewitness at the scene. We can't rule you out as a suspect yet, so we need your cooperation."
Fan Xiaoman, the character Gu Luosheng played: ???
The name Fan Xiaoman had a meaning, too: a pun on "slow to return to school."
With no other choice, Fan Xiaoman could only go back with him.
The young cop: "Age."
Fan Xiaoman: "Twenty-one."
The young cop: "Occupation."
Fan Xiaoman: "Eating shit."
The young cop: ???
"Use normal words."
The corner of Fan Xiaoman's mouth twitched. "Office worker."
After a moment's hesitation, the young cop said, "Fair point. I think your first description was more accurate, too."
"My name is Zeng Xiao..." Before the young cop could finish,
Fan Xiaoman jumped in with the answer. "Zeng Xiaoxian! 'A good man is me, and I am'-" She waggled her eyebrows. "'Zeng Xiaoxian'?"
A crew member whispered, "Director, should we cut? I don't think that line's in the script."
Taita looked thrilled. "Don't cut. Keep rolling. These two are interesting."
The young cop, played by Wang Lang, fell silent for a moment before speaking. "Anyone who's watched that show has just given away their age. Miss, my name isn't Zeng Xiaoxian. It's Zeng Xiaoxiao."
"Pfft, hahahaha!