--Gu Yan: ? My little sister?
--Wang Group's eldest son: So now you're luring us singles in just to slaughter us?
--Currently celibate: Holy shit, this is what you're showing me? Who are you trying to kill with all this sweetness? I can't take it. I need to eat a couple pounds of ice to recover.
--Song Yu: Congratulations, President. You got the girl.
--Lisa: What the-? Not hiding it anymore, huh? You're even posting this? Is this really the Young Master Ye I used to know?
--Gu Luosheng: I love it, but why do I look so tiny? You're blocking all of me!
--Ye Nanshen replied to Gu Luosheng: Next time, I'll take one showing your face. My girl looks beautiful from every angle.
--Gu Luosheng replied to Ye Nanshen: Love you.
--Ye Nanshen replied to Gu Luosheng: Love you too.
--Never believing in love again: Why don't you two take this to a private chat? I'm sure someone on Moments can't take it anymore. Obviously, I'm not talking about myself.
--Love behind a sealed heart: Why do I feel like the whole world has abandoned me? I just broke up with my girlfriend of ten years and closed every app, but I still couldn't escape Brother Nanshen's Moments. I thought I was outside the danger zone. Turns out I was already in the eye of the storm.
Gu Luosheng posted on Moments too, with the same picture but a different caption.
[He changed the company's rules for me. From now on, our love will flourish. We're each other's most treasured gift.]
--Corporate-level understanding: I told you... Sister Sheng was something else.
--What tree grew peanuts: Shengsheng, you... stop showing off. Seriously, stop. You're making me want a relationship again.
--Spokesperson for the love-addled: See my username? With you