Zheng Xincheng: ???
Being ridiculous was fine, but could she please not be a freak?
"You want me to sell air?" Zheng Xincheng was speechless.
"That'll really show how awesome you are. Go on, sell it. Every customer will be left speechless." Gu Luosheng was laughing so hard she couldn't stand straight.
Gu Luosheng was the only person there who dared to disregard her image completely.
"The countdown has already started," the host announced shamelessly.
The moment Gu Luosheng heard that, she hopped onto her shared bike and took off. Now she was really showing off.
Having wheels really did make things faster.
"Little schoolboy, off you go, with your schoolbag on your back. Ask me what I'm doing? Selling disciplinary rulers!"
"Looking, looking for a friend, found myself a lovely friend. I asked her, 'Want a disciplinary ruler?' She said, 'I want your mom!' Don't insult my mom! I really just want to sell disciplinary rulers!"
Gu Luosheng sang as she pedaled.
Eventually, she found the bike inconvenient and left it by the roadside again. This time, she finally locked it.
"Little Friend, would you like a disciplinary ruler?" Gu Luosheng asked kindly when she spotted an elementary school student carrying a backpack.
The child looked at Gu Luosheng innocently, not understanding what she meant.
"You probably don't know what this disciplinary ruler is for, right? Let me tell you. Take it home and tell your mom and dad to use it to smack you whenever you do badly on a test!"
"Waaah!" One second, the child had been smiling happily. The next, the child burst into tears.
"I want to go home! I want my mommy!" the child cried while running away.
Gu Luosheng's mouth twitched. "What? Did something go wrong? I thought that was pretty good."
-Sister