Gu Luosheng had her head lowered, pondering what she could buy with her hundred yuan later.
Grilled sausages? She could buy more than thirty.
Duck heads-she could get at least fifteen.
Failing that, she could eat savory crepes for several days.
Before she could figure it out, she heard her name again.
Maybe the problem was her name. It was just too easy to call out.
She ought to get herself an English name.
If that didn't work, an Italian name would do...
"Seriously? You're calling on me again?" Gu Luosheng stood up from the ground.
"Miss Turtle, looks like everyone really loves you. Why don't you give us another performance?"
"Not necessarily love, but I think you definitely want to watch me embarrass myself in this turtle shell. That's fine. I can do that." Gu Luosheng patted her chest. "I might not be good at much else, but embarrassing myself is my specialty. If I make you laugh, I've done my job."
As soon as Gu Luosheng finished speaking, the props arrived.
They were simple: just a table covered with a jumble of food, drinks, and toys.
There was a chair, too.
The props really were pretty basic.
All the food on the table was fake...
Gu Luosheng rolled her eyes and glanced at the director below the stage. "We really are broke, huh?"
Director Tai: Respect!
Gu Luosheng got into character quickly.
The moment she sat down, she had the air of a livestream shopping host.
Gu Luosheng grabbed a Bighead Carp plush at random and launched into her pitch:
"The brand lists this at 299 yuan. Feel free to check any major online store yourselves. The price is absolutely the same everywhere. But right now, I'm at their brand headquarters. Take a look behind me-those are all