Gu Luosheng glanced at the rope that had just been tossed over and launched straight in. "This rope is seriously top quality. Use it to hang yourself or whatever, and it definitely won't snap. Bungee jumping works too. If anything goes wrong, you can take a sports car straight home. Of course, your family will be driving it home for you. You can just leave in a hearse."
Taita: ...
Taita prayed silently that the Sponsor wouldn't get angry.
Please don't hit me. This has nothing to do with me.
"That's how you pitch it, right, Director?" Yet Gu Luosheng glanced at Taita again. "Oh, right, this rope... is pretty good for tying people up too. Especially you kidnapping enthusiasts, take a closer look. Use some decent-quality rope, or your victim will get away with one little struggle."
The kidnappers: !
She had a very good point.
Then...
In the comments...
-Where's the link? Where can I buy it?
-Get that link up now. I need to stock up on eighty or a hundred of these.
-Want it. Seriously want it.
-Give me one.
-I'm a human trafficker, and I want it.
-Forget everything else. Just add it to the shopping cart. I want to test whether this rope really won't snap.
The Sponsor one second earlier: She's seriously nuts.
One second later: I'm nuts.
Then he obediently went off to post the link, meek as a lamb.
The other brands took one look.
Holy shit, she's amazing at selling.
No wonder she's the queen of product promotions.
With a pitch like that, she could pinpoint the product's core selling point and hit customers right where it mattered.
She was absolutely a sales champion.
Contact her!
We have to contact her!
Get Gu Luosheng to promote our products!
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