--The teacher asked, "Why does our country's car industry have a bright future?" I answered, "Because the headlights are at the front."
--When I did a math problem, I calculated that Xiaoming was eight years older than his dad. I was absolutely convinced I was right!
--That reminds me of a translation of "While your parents are alive, do not travel far." It became, "I've got your parents. You won't get far."
--My monthly take-home pay is fifteen hundred, but I have to pay a hundred and five thousand in taxes. Why? Because I'm missing a soul.
--The old lady could walk eight steps per second, but Xiaoming could only walk one.
--My little sister calculated that a chicken could lay 438 eggs a day. I suspect she was using those numbers to call me a damn bitch.
--"Old America saying." Correct translation: an old American proverb. My translation: an old American man said.
When Gu Luosheng saw that comment, she hurried to reply.
Gu Luosheng: I'm pretty familiar with your kind of translation! "Pick up Japanese!" I once translated that as "picked up a Japanese person."
--Hahahaha, Sister Sheng is unbeatable.
--Japanese people: let me say thank you.
--Because you brought warmth to all four seasons.
Soon, everyone was taking turns adding lyrics beneath that comment.
Gu Luosheng nodded.
Young people in excellent mental health.
Keep it up.
If this kept going, none of them should go crazy, because... they were already like this. Surely there was no chance... of getting any crazier?
Everyone was happy.
Gu Luosheng was happy too.
Especially when she read their comments. She nearly laughed herself silly.
Ever since Gu Luosheng became popular, everyone's Weibo posts had taken on a different flavor.
The main theme was unhinged rambling.
Whether they had anything to do