"Bro, bro, bro, this woman's got some nerve, sitting next to you. We'll get rid of her right now."
"Yeah, isn't she that Has-Been? How come... she's started sucking up to our Brother Shen now?"
Cheng Xiao crossed his legs and watched Gu Luosheng with delight.
She had been all over the internet lately.
This girl certainly had a personality of her own.
He had heard she was crazy...
He just didn't know whether that was true.
But now, it seemed entirely possible. After all, she had sat down right next to Brother Shen.
Gu Luosheng leisurely narrowed her eyes at Cheng Xiao.
[Male, Cheng Xiao, 26. Just got dumped by his ex-girlfriend and came out to drown his sorrows. This rich playboy had always flitted from woman to woman without getting attached, only to get conned by a hooker this time and fall head over heels for her. After discovering the truth, he planned to confront her, but before he could even say anything... she dumped him.]
[Ahahaha, that's so tragic. Sorry, you're a little pitiful, but I really do want to laugh.]
"So what if I suck up to him? Better than sucking up to a hooker." Gu Luosheng blinked and spoke with perfect innocence.
Cheng Xiao exploded as though she had stepped on his tail. "Who are you talking about?! I wasn't sucking up to anyone!"
"Huh?" Gu Luosheng puffed out her cheeks. "I didn't name any names. Besides, what's wrong with loving a little chicken? Don't you like chicken? Roast chicken, grilled chicken, boiled chicken, dressed chicken, air-dried chicken, chicken drumsticks, and chicken wings would all be heartbroken to hear that."
The other guys had to run through the saddest things in the world and everyone who had ever betrayed them just to keep from laughing.