Douluo: I Can Become Stronger by Pitfalling Yu Xiaogang

Q: To screw over Tang San and Dai Mubai, how many steps were needed in total?

A: Three steps.

Step one: open the system Mall.

Step two: find [Diarrhea Worm], click the trial option first to get one for free; then spend 5 points to buy another.

Step three: launch the Diarrhea Worms onto the sausages Tang San and Dai Mubai were about to eat.

[Diarrhea Worm]: An extremely tiny Gu insect invisible to the naked eye. After entering the human body, it would make someone suffer wildly from diarrhea and become a Jet Warrior for half an hour, or until the host voluntarily ended it.

I would never end it.

We're counting on this to make a living!

Hehehe!

"Dean, do I really have to eat it?" Xiao Wu asked.

"No," Flender said firmly. "I already told you, this is adaptability training. You've all seen Oscar's talent and strength. Besides, the sausages he makes are all meat-based. Whether in texture, flavor, or effect, they're top-notch. As for that incantation, just pretend you didn't hear it."

"If you can't even do this, how will you survive in the world of Soul Masters in the future? To survive, you must be willing to do anything. Forget eating a sausage—when your life is in danger, you'd have to eat even rats, cockroaches, and earthworms!"

The three girls immediately went pale.

As they spoke, accompanied by the lewd incantations—

"I've got a Big Sausage!"

"I've got a Small Sausage!"

—Oscar had already made two sausages.

Zhang Tianyu was the first to step forward. He picked them up and ate them, finishing them in just a few bites, even savoring the aftertaste a little.

The three girls stared at him with utter admiration!

Zhang Tianyu's expression did not change at all. They're just a few lines of incantation. Just pretend you didn't hear them.

Back in his college dorm, whenever the guys drank, they were always calling alcohol "cat piss" and "horse piss." Didn't they still drink it anyway?

"Not bad. Zhang Tianyu performed very well."

Next were Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun. They had long since gotten used to it, so they naturally had no psychological burden and finished eating without issue.

When Zhang Tianyu saw Dai Mubai finish the entire sausage, his face remained expressionless, but inwardly, he let out an unrestrained, wicked laugh.

The countdown has begun!

Tang San was next. Though he resisted inwardly, all the other boys had already finished eating.

If he still refused to go up and eat the sausage, then he could only eat peaches.

So he strode forward, picked up the sausage, and ate it in a few bites.

Finally, it was the three girls' turn.

"Tianyu..." Xiao Wu looked at Zhang Tianyu, her gaze somewhat pleading.

Ning Rongrong looked at him the same way.

Oscar had especially wanted Ning Rongrong to eat one, but when he saw her looking at Zhang Tianyu like that, he sighed inwardly, feeling a wave of disappointment.

Anyone with eyes could tell what that pleading posture meant.

People only asked those closest to them for help.

Fortunately, Zhu Zhuqing did not show Zhang Tianyu that kind of pleading expression. She merely stood there with her head lowered, neither speaking nor moving.

Dai Mubai relaxed slightly.

"It's fine. They're actually pretty tasty—better than the kind sold at street stalls. They can even replenish Soul Power and stuff. Just pretend you didn't hear the incantation," Zhang Tianyu said. "You'll have to eat them sooner or later. The sooner you eat, the sooner you enjoy."

Ning Rongrong rolled her eyes. Who would enjoy this?

But when she turned her head, she discovered that two blushes had actually appeared on Xiao Wu's little face.

And afterward, Xiao Wu even seemed a little afraid to make eye contact with Zhang Tianyu, as though she felt somewhat guilty.

Ning Rongrong's gaze immediately sharpened.

Xiao Wu, why are you blushing like that?

Something's wrong! That blush definitely isn't right!

"Eat up. You can do it." As soon as Zhang Tianyu said that, Xiao Wu suddenly clenched her little fists, strode up to Oscar, picked up two sausages, and ate them without daring to look too closely.

"See? It wasn't that hard." Zhang Tianyu smiled at Ning Rongrong.

Ning Rongrong looked at him, then at Xiao Wu, whose blush had yet to fade. After thinking for two seconds, she quickly walked over to Oscar. Without even giving him a proper glance, she took the two sausages and ate them.

After returning to Xiao Wu's side, Ning Rongrong asked softly, "Xiao Wu, your face is really red. Are you okay?"

The moment Xiao Wu heard that, her face turned even redder. "I'm fine, don't worry. What could possibly be wrong with me? It's just eating a sausage..."

Only Zhu Zhuqing remained.

Zhu Zhuqing looked at the two sausages in Oscar's hands. Her cold little face alternated between green and white, her pearly teeth biting lightly into her lower lip as she stubbornly refused to take a step forward.

At last, she raised her head and glanced at Zhang Tianyu.

Then, she remembered the goal she had set for herself last night.

Become stronger!

Make Zhang Tianyu her goal!

Make defeating opponents above her level her goal!

If a single sausage can stop me, can I still become stronger?

With that thought, she suddenly clenched her fists. Before Flender could say anything, she strode over to Oscar, picked up a sausage, and wolfed it down in a few bites.

This is fucking exhausting, Zhang Tianyu thought.

It's just eating a sausage. What's there to be so precious about? The chant's just a little lewd, isn't it?

You're all girls, that's why. If you were guys, I'd pin you to the ground and shove the sausages into your mouths!

Dai Mubai stared at Zhu Zhuqing, somewhat dazed.

Just now, Zhu Zhuqing really had glanced at Zhang Tianyu, right?

Right?

Then she had rushed over to eat the sausage as if she had made up her mind.

Why was that?

...Ah, she must have taken Zhang Tianyu as someone to strive toward. Yes, that had to be it... Urgh!

A sudden cramping pain twisted through Dai Mubai's abdomen, making him frown!

My stomach! Fuck! What's going on? Why does it suddenly hurt so much?

No! No! I need to use the toilet! Oh no!

Tang San shot Dai Mubai a puzzled glance.

What was wrong? Why was he suddenly clutching his stomach?

Grrr—

Tang San's brows suddenly knitted tightly!

Ah, my stomach!

What was going on? Why had it suddenly started cramping?

Ah, no, no! I need to use the toilet!

Flender nodded in satisfaction. "Good. You've all passed today's lesson. Remember this: whenever you're together in the future, Oscar will be your logistical support..."

"Dean!" Dai Mubai abruptly raised his hand, cutting Flender off.

Flender looked displeased. He hated being interrupted while speaking, but considering that Dai Mubai had always performed well at the academy and was not the sort of student who liked causing trouble, he patiently stopped speaking and asked, "What is it?"

"I... My stomach suddenly feels a little uncomfortable. I want to use the toilet..."

Flender rolled his eyes and adjusted his glasses. "I'm almost done. Hold it!"

Zhang Tianyu laughed wildly in his heart!

Dean, Ning really is my best assist!

Dai Mubai's expression twisted horribly, and tears were practically about to spill from his eyes. "Dean... no... I... I really can't hold it much longer..."

Tang San was also clutching his stomach now, trembling all over as he struggled to endure it. "Dean, I... I also need to use the toilet... My stomach hurts terribly too..."

Flender let out a rather impatient snort. "Go, go! Hurry up!"

The two turned and ran!

Unfortunately...

Once Diarrhea Worm took effect, there was a reaction window of twenty to thirty seconds. If they went to the toilet immediately, they should theoretically have had more than enough time.

But their best assist, Flender, had delayed their precious golden thirty seconds. On top of that, their movements had been too vigorous, so after they ran only a dozen meters or so—

Purr purr...

A sound like an engine starting up rang out...

Then came something like the sound of the two of them crying...

Then, right before everyone's eyes, the color of their pants began to change...

Trailing sparks and lightning behind them, the two vanished beyond the edge of the field...

Leaving the group standing on the field utterly dumbfounded!

PS: There's another update later!

In the Name of the Sword!

Not only Flender, Oscar, Tang San, and the others—even Zhang Tianyu was dumbfounded!

They had assumed that, as soul masters with physiques stronger than ordinary people, the Diarrhea Worm's effects would not be so overbearing.

Who would have thought the Diarrhea Worm would be this powerful? It had actually turned them into Jet Warriors right in front of everyone, hahaha!

Seeing the utterly disgusted expression on Zhu Zhuqing's face, Zhang Tianyu still wore a shocked look, while inside, he was bursting with joy!

Hehehe!

A San, Old Dai, you two should just move to another planet.

Really, take my advice. You've already suffered Social Death on Douluo Planet. Leave Douluo Planet!

Honestly, in everyday life, everyone was bound to embarrass themselves from time to time—like being unable to hold in a fart or forgetting to zip up their pants. Those things could not be completely avoided.

If someone made a small fool of themselves in front of a single member of the opposite sex, there was a good chance they could gain that person's affection.

Don't ask why. The answer was simply humanity's strange psychology.

But if you embarrassed yourself in front of a group, then rest assured, no one was going to develop a favorable impression of you because of it.

Of course, the key was to only make a small fool of yourself, and not do it on purpose.

Also, if it was something as hardcore as becoming a Jet Warrior, you definitely would not gain anyone's affection.

And so, Dai Mubai and Tang San's images completely collapsed in front of everyone at Shrek Academy.

Ma Hongjun and Oscar exchanged a glance, both seeing shock and disbelief on the other's face.

"What... what's going on?" Ma Hongjun asked.

Hearing his voice, everyone finally snapped out of it.

"Could it be because of my sausages?" Oscar lowered his head in horror and looked at his own hands.

"Impossible." Flender adjusted his glasses. "We all know exactly what effects your sausages have. Besides, they all ate your sausages, so why were only those two having stomach problems? I'd say they probably ate something bad and upset their stomachs."