Villain: Overhearing Thoughts, Every Male Lead's Persona Collapses
Chapter 83

I'm Not Talking to You, You Jerk

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How to describe the singing voices of these little brats?

It's all emotion, no skills, no one is in tune, and there are many little kids who are still in the teething period and have no front teeth, so they can't sing!

How to describe the dance of these little brats?

The monsters danced in strange shapes, each dancing in their own way. Some of the little monsters had just transformed into human form and were completely unable to control their bodies, which resulted in their extremely uncoordinated limbs, which was particularly funny.

To sum up, it is annoying to the eyes and ears.

The only one who can sing and dance well is Illusion-Sound Fragrant Ape, but this guy doesn't look good either!

Although these dolls cannot sing or dance, they are very confident and powerful, and some even danced in front of Zhu Yu.

A meaty little dumpling rolled down to the feet of Zhu Yu, got up again, and sang with unclear speech but passion. "I love you so much that I love you so much that I even sleep!!!"

Zhu Yu's expression is hard to describe.

What kind of filthy lyrics are these?!

Ning Xiang quickly stopped him. "No, they are just children, just hang them up and give them a beating. Don't kill them!!!"

After the little brats finished their performance, they were panting and looking forward to being praised.

Caiwei said, "This is the result of two days and two nights of rehearsal. Your Highness, what do you think?"

Zhu Yu:"..."

Ning Xiang sent a message to him. "At least give him a compliment or two, don't hurt the children's self-confidence."

"Haha, not bad." Zhu Yu boasted reluctantly.

Caiwei felt that most of the credit went to Ning Xiang, and she couldn't take the credit alone, so she said, "Actually, this sister taught me this song."

Zhu Yu expressionless. "Really?"

"Not only that, she also lent us her pet to teach us how to dance."

Illusion-Sound Fragrant Ape puffed up its chest proudly. Yes, it was the one who choreographed this dance. It was also the one who taught these little kids to sing and dance one by one. It is really versatile!

Ning Xiang:"..."

She made a "please" gesture, pointed at a group of brats and said, "Kill them, I won't stop them."

[Children are so scary. When I was a kid, I must have been so naughty that I gave Dad a headache, right? I must honor my parents well when I go back!]

By the way, Ning Xiang also has great ambitions.

[When I have a baby in the future, I must start spanking him from an early age and make him docile!]

Zhu Yu has some enlightenment. "Actually, I think you should be patient when educating children."

Ning Xiang: [When did Old Demon King have such a good temper? Can you tolerate these naughty children?]

"I don't have much patience for other people's children, but if it's my own, I should be able to tolerate it and coax it."

Ning Xiang: [Huh? Old Demon King has not even found a girlfriend yet, but he wants to be a father? Yes, his idea is quite advanced.]

Ning Xiang thought of the scene where Old Demon King transformed into a big tiger, followed by several little tiger cubs...

Hiss, the picture was too beautiful, she didn't dare to think about it.

She winked at Caiwei, and while Old Demon King is not angry now, you should leave quickly!

Of course, Caiwei didn't realize it. Instead, he felt that the sister in front of him was encouraging him.

She made a request to His Highness Demon King: "Your Highness, since you think we dance well, will we perform on stage when Spirit Fighting Tournament opens tomorrow?"

Zhu Yu said ruthlessly, "Don't think about it, I don't want to be embarrassed in front of all Three Domains monks."

Ning Xiang breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately Old Demon King's brain circuit is normal.

Immediately afterwards, I heard Caiwei say coquettishly, "If it is Your Highness's child, Your Highness, you will definitely want him to be in the limelight in front of everyone, right?"

Zhu Yu said without hesitation, "That's right."

Ning Xiang: Where is your persistence? Where is your opinion? Forget it, ignore this bitch like you! I have to go back and catch up on my sleep!

Zhu Yu finally got away from Caiwei. Hey, where is Ning Xiang? Where did such a beautiful and lovable little girl go?

Ning Xiang slept soundly. The next day, when she got up, she saw the maids bringing clothes and jewelry, and said respectfully, "Miss Ning, your highness has prepared this for you."

Huh? Old Demon King is so detailed?

No, Old Demon King A straight man chooses clothes, can I see it?

Hey, not to mention, no matter the style or pattern, Ning Xiang is extremely ironable.

Ning Xiang guesses that Hanying should have chosen it, right?

Today is just the first day of the opening of Spirit Fighting Tournament. There is no competition. It is nothing more than reading out the competition rules, introducing the contestants, and a few song and dance performances to warm up the venue.

Ning Xiang had just finished dressing up, and the maids were surrounding her blowing rainbow farts. Zhu Yu's lazy voice came from Communication Talisman.

"I'm waiting for you outside. When will you finish packing? Are you girls so slow to dress up?"

Ning Xiang:"..."

You deserve to be single for a thousand years! Straight guy!

A maid arranged the hairpin ring for Ning Xiang, and said with a smile, "The girl is so beautiful, she will definitely amaze His Highness later."

Ning Xiang looked at herself in the mirror with black hair and red lips, wait a minute, why did she want to impress Zhu Yu that old bastard?

In addition to Cloud-Piercing Garden, Zhu Yu has been waiting for a long time.

Was he thinking about whether to go in directly? Then he caught a glimpse of Ning Pingzhang walking out from next to the Qiongying Pavilion.

Ning Pingzhang said in an experienced tone, "Boy, does this daughter have to put a lot of effort into dressing up? Just wait and see, Xiangxiang, hasn't her mother not come out yet?"

Zhu Yu:"Educated."

The two suddenly felt sympathy for each other.

However, Ning Pingzhang still said coldly, "Don't think that if you please me so much, I will agree to you being my son-in-law! You should look back and see that there is still an infatuated person waiting for you to look back."

Zhu Yu: "..." What are you talking about?

Thinking of Ning Pingzhang's ability to bully others, Zhu Yu chose to be taught.

Cloud-Piercing Garden's door finally opened.

Zhu Yu followed Ning Xiang with his eyes.

The girl is dressed in scorching red, with green temples and a rosy face. Her brilliance is unparalleled in the world.

How beautiful it is, the clouds reflecting on the clear pond, how beautiful it is, how the moon shines over the cold river.

Ning Xiang is a beautiful woman with uncanny appearance, there is no doubt about it.

But the bad thing is, Ning Xiang has a mouth.

She said with some distress, "This skirt looks good, but it is very inconvenient to walk. Should I change to another skirt?"

Before Zhu Yu had time to speak, Mu Fang'ai had already walked out and was full of praise, "My good daughter, you are so pretty today. I can guarantee that all eyes will be on you later."

Ning Pingzhang also praised, "My daughter, she is beautiful."

Well, he didn't have the literary talent of his wife, so he teased his two sons, "Quickly, praise your sister! Everyone has to praise her once. The minimum limit is 500 words. No repeated words are allowed!"

Ning Su&Ning Hui:"..."

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