He Took a Knife to His Dick

His expression gradually twisted into a grimace. He wanted to stop Su Tangtang from saying any more, but he couldn't get a word out, as though someone had him by the throat.

In the end, all he could do was seethe.

Seriously, with this many people here, you're only digging up dirt on me?

Everyone seemed to catch his meaning and shot him meaningful looks: Not exactly. She's already dug up almost everything on us, too.

We don't even have our underwear left.

Still, they were suddenly very glad they'd arrived early. Now they could just enjoy the show. Hehehe.

Xu Guanghao: "..."

Sitting at the edge of the dining table, Su Tangtang didn't notice their exchange of looks. She kept eating while reading the gossip.

Nothing went better with a meal than gossip!

[Huh? Liao Xuliang found out how his mother died?]

[He flung the evidence he'd uncovered right in his father's face and called him the one who'd betrayed their marriage!]

She even affected a voice to imitate him: [Bet you didn't see that coming! The man you thought was her lover was actually your brother-in-law! Liao Changchong, my mother never cheated! You're the cheating, paranoid murderer! You killed her, then brought countless women back after her death to fuck in the room you shared with her!]

[Since she died under such murky circumstances, do you think her spirit might have lingered in that room, watching you with other women...]

[Holy shit! Has Liao Xuliang's dad gone insane?!!]

Huh???

Insane???

Everyone immediately pricked up their ears.

They had a feeling the important part was coming!

[He actually took a knife and cut off his own dick!!!]

"!!!"

Everyone present: Holy shit!!!

He really had gone insane!!!

[I think I read somewhere that they can reattach it.]

Su Tangtang hurriedly picked up her phone and searched: [After it's cut off, they can usually reattach it if the erectile tissue hasn't been damaged, but it has to be within six hours.]

[Liao Xuliang wanted to take his dad to the hospital, but his dad refused and even fed the thing to a dog...]

Reading this, Su Tangtang fell silent for a few seconds, a rare occurrence: [Dog: What did I ever do to deserve this? Why do I have to eat that disgusting thing of yours? Is nobody going to speak up for me?]

Everyone's lips twitched involuntarily.

We're speaking up for you on a dating reality show!

As someone who enjoyed gossip purely for entertainment, Su Tangtang had no comment on Liao Changchong's actions. They were his own choices, after all.

She raised a hand to scratch her cheek, looking a little bewildered: [When Liao Xuliang said his mother might appear in that room, did he remember that he also did it with his dad's mistress on that bed?]

[What'll he do, then? Cut off his dick, too?]

[Surely he won't throw it to the dog again?]

[Dog: What a vicious way to torment me!]

Everyone: "..."

Their lips twitched involuntarily again.

Setting down her phone, Su Tangtang went back to gnawing on the ribs in her bowl: [Delicious! So delicious!]

[Xu Guanghao may be a pretty lousy person, but I have to admit, he's a really good cook! That's what you get when you cook all the time!]

Hearing his own name, Xu Guanghao shuddered. Was she going to dig up more dirt on him again?

[Whoa? His manager said she's coming over tonight, and they're going to rock the car?!]

Xu Guanghao: "..." He was numb. Completely numb.

Everyone turned teasing looks on him.

"Ding-dong~"

The doorbell rang.

Su Tangtang abruptly raised her head: [Whoa? Someone ringing the doorbell at this hour-could it be his manager? Are they so bold they're taking it public?]

Xu Guanghao: "?"

How come he hadn't heard that he was taking it public?

Following everyone else's gaze, they looked toward the entrance.

Before they could make out who was outside the metal gate, a figure zipped over. It was He Pijiu.

He opened the gate and shook hands with the person outside. "Yeting, welcome to our dating reality show family!"

"Thank you." His voice reached them before he stepped inside.

Su Tangtang rubbed her ears: [That's a pretty nice voice.]

"..."

Ignoring her, everyone rose from their chairs.

Su Tangtang understood. A new guest deserved a proper welcome.

She stood up with them.

The man walked in, tall and straight-backed, dressed in a crisp white shirt and black trousers. He had bright eyes, sharply defined brows, chiseled features, and a calm, aloof expression. His elegant silhouette stood strikingly beneath the moonlight. Just looking at him, she got the impression of a young aristocrat from the Republican era.

[So handsome!]

Unable to resist, Su Tangtang whistled:

[ε٩(๑＞ ₃ ＜)۶ з Whew~]

Everyone froze, apparently not having expected him to come.

[Holy shit! It's actually Gu Yeting!!!]

[Nobody said he was joining a dating reality show!!!]

[Fuck, he's so handsome! I can't take it /drooling//drooling//drooling//drooling//drooling//drooling/]

[This humble subject wishes to speak, but my IP location is displayed, and I'd disgrace my province. Thus, I shall remain silent and smile, with the corners of my mouth soaring beyond the heavens!]

Watching their reactions, Su Tangtang quickly nudged An Ruzhi beside her with her elbow. "Who is he?"

An Ruzhi whispered in her ear, "Gu Yeting. He's even more of a godlike figure in the industry than Chen Sinian! And he's almost impossible to catch a glimpse of. They say he's incredibly mysterious!"

"Gu Yeting?" Su Tangtang murmured.

[That name sounds so familiar.]

She hurriedly searched through the book.

Everyone's gazes instantly grew fervent!

They looked ready to feast on gossip: Wow! Who would ever have thought we'd get to hear dirt on Gu Yeting!

They all started watching Gu Yeting with one eye and Su Tangtang with the other.

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

We can't wait!

Under everyone's eager anticipation, Su Tangtang's inner voice finally rang out: [Huh?]

Here it comes! Here it comes!

[Why is there nothing?]

Everyone: "???"

What did you say???

Su Tangtang searched again: [There really is nothing!]

Everyone: "???"

Seriously, why does he get special treatment???

You can find everything about us, but nothing on him?!!

We object!!!

Still standing opposite them, Gu Yeting also paused slightly. An unreadable gaze swept discreetly over Su Tangtang before he nodded to everyone.

Su Tangtang looked at him with curious scrutiny, too: [How strange!]

[There's actually no information on him!]

[Could this be a bug?]

She hurriedly gave the book in her mind a few pats, and a "Bzz... bzzzz" sound rang out.

"?"

She quickly patted it again, but this time, there was no sound.

[How weird.]

So absorbed in fiddling with it, she didn't notice that He Pijiu had already taken Gu Yeting inside to put away his things.

By the time they came back out, everyone had finished eating.

The director told them to go to the "Heartbeat Moment" cabin and write their love letters for the day.

[What's there to think about? I'd pick Gu Yeting, straight up!]

[No, if it were me, I'd want them all!]

[Hahahaha, girl above, could you handle them? /doge/]

[Beep-no dirty talk!]