"This teacher, we aren't trying to cause trouble. This brat peeped at my daughter taking a bath, and today he has to give my daughter an explanation."
The burly man pointed at Tang San with a wronged look on his face.
The middle-aged teacher glanced at Tang San, then looked at the hulking woman behind the burly man.
The corners of his twitching mouth fell. No, does this brat have such a heavy palate?
What was even there to peep at? It wasn't even as big as his own.
"Alright, you guys come with me to the office first. Don't make a spectacle of yourselves here."
With that, he led Tang San and the father-daughter pair toward the interior of the academy.
Xiao Wu stared at their retreating backs and muttered softly, "I would never have guessed Tang San actually likes that type."
"Let's go, let's go, the show's over." Su Mo shook his head. He still wanted to know the outcome.
Now he probably wouldn't get to see it.
On the other side.
Yu Xiaogang pushed open the door to the dean's office.
"Dean, you looked for me?"
The Dean looked at this nonchalant, and even somewhat impatient, Yu Xiaogang before him, and for the first time he wondered if he shouldn't have kept him at the academy in the first place.
Just look at all this mess.
He had almost burned down the faculty dormitory.
What was more, quite a few teachers had complained recently about smelling a foul stench in the middle of the night, which seemed toxic besides.
"Yu Xiaogang, I've treated you pretty well, haven't I?" The Dean still couldn't hold back, bringing a hand down hard on the desk with a smack.
Yu Xiaogang froze, looking somewhat uncomprehending. "Dean, what is the meaning of this?"
The Dean calmed his emotions and spoke again: "You tell me yourself, a few nights ago, what on earth did you do?"
"Because of you, the entire faculty dormitory was almost burned to the ground."
"And what about these past few days, what are you messing around with in your dorm?"
"Do you know how many teachers have come to me with complaints over the last few days?"
Yu Xiaogang hastily said, "Dean, that was just an accident."
"However, this accident gave me a completely new discovery."
"I found that my soul skill has other aspects waiting to be developed."
"Dean, do you know? Luo Sanpao's farts can actually cause an explosion when they meet fire."
"As long as I keep researching, I can definitely develop a soul skill comparable to a Titled Douluo!"
The more Yu Xiaogang spoke, the more excited he became; this was the happiest thing that had happened to him in the past few days.
As long as he could develop a soul skill with sufficient might, what Titled Douluo could withstand a single fart from his Luo Sanpao?
In fact, he had recently been thinking about having Luo Sanpao bathe in lightning, thinking that perhaps his martial soul could mutate once more.
By then, he might just be able to break through to the thirtieth rank.
Looking at the excited Yu Xiaogang, the Dean's face turned black with anger: "Yu Xiaogang, you almost blew up the entire dormitory building, and you actually have the nerve to bring up soul skills to me now?"
Yu Xiaogang unhurriedly said, "Dean, listen to me slowly. When we conduct experiments, is there any such thing as not failing?"
"Look here, although the dormitory building really almost burned down, didn't nobody get hurt in the end?"
"Besides, even I, the person closest to it, didn't say a word, which shows that Luo Sanpao's power is still controllable."
"Also, Dean, I have a new idea recently, which is to put Luo Sanpao up into the sky on a rainy day to coordinate with the lightning. There might be miraculous results."
The Dean was almost angry to the point of laughter, and now he truly doubted why he had ever taken Yu Xiaogang in.
What kind of karmic retribution had he brought upon himself?
Things had reached this point, and this fellow was still talking to him about this.
He took a deep breath: "What on earth have you been doing at night lately? Those teachers say you're releasing poison in the dorms!"
Seeing the Dean angry, Yu Xiaogang was not in a rush. Instead, he slowly said, "Ah, that. I've been doing experiments lately to see if Luo Sanpao's farts have any other effects."
"Can't you change locations? Is finding an empty place really that hard?" The Dean pointed at Yu Xiaogang in exasperation.
Yu Xiaogang awkwardly scratched his head: "Didn't I suddenly remember, and then just test it right away?"
"Dean, you know how it is. Sometimes, when inspiration strikes suddenly, you just can't help yourself."
"Enough." The Dean waved a hand. "Don't say anymore either. Because of your business, a lot of teachers have been running over to complain."
"Xiaogang, I'm in a tough spot too, you know. Those teachers said that if I don't expel you, all of them will resign."
Yu Xiaogang immediately panicked: "No, Dean, we are friends no matter how you look at it, right?"
"You're not really going to throw me out, are you?"
"I was just researching soul skills, there's no need to make such a huge fuss, is there?"
He was truly anxious. One had to know that here he had good food and drink, and every day with nothing to do he could research various theories.
He really didn't want to leave.
If he left, where would he go?
If this free meal ticket was lost, what would he eat in the future?
Besides, he had previously talked about expelling Su Mo, but now look-Su Mo wasn't expelled, and he was the one about to get kicked out first.
What kind of mess was this?
Furthermore, he couldn't leave. If he left, what would happen to Tang San?
He was still counting on properly guiding Tang San and striving to teach him into a god.
Seeing Yu Xiaogang panic, the Dean couldn't help but sigh: "Alright, you go back first, let me talk with those teachers some more."
After all, Yu Xiaogang was his friend, and it wouldn't look good for him to actually drive Yu Xiaogang out.
Yu Xiaogang wanted to speak again, but the Dean directly waved him off: "Say no more. If there's anything, I'll notify you."
Helpless, Yu Xiaogang could only leave.
Just as he stepped out of the dean's office,
he saw a teacher walking over with Tang San.
"Little San, why are you here?"
Yu Xiaogang panicked slightly, assuming Tang San had found out he might be expelled from the academy and therefore come looking for him.
If Tang San really found out, wouldn't his dignity as a teacher take a massive hit?
Would Tang San still listen to him in the future?
No, he had to explain clearly.
"Little San, listen to me, I..."
Just as Yu Xiaogang began, he was interrupted.
"Teacher Yu is here too, perfect. This disciple of yours peeped at someone else's daughter taking a bath, and people have already come looking for him."
"Ah?!" Yu Xiaogang froze, while a weight lifted from his heart.
As long as it wasn't his own affair, that was fine.
He looked at Tang San: "Little San, what is this about?"
Tang San hurriedly said, "Teacher, you have to help me explain. I really didn't do it on purpose."
"At the time I just accidentally fell into the river, and she happened to be bathing, so..."
Yu Xiaogang's mouth twitched: "So, you really looked?"
Tang San awkwardly nodded, then rushed to say, "I really didn't see anything!"
Yu Xiaogang sighed: "Sigh, I'll go talk to you and the Dean about this. It shouldn't be too big a deal."
The middle-aged teacher shook his head: "I don't think this matter is that simple. A lot of students in the academy know about it now."
"Besides, that Blacksmith Shop Owner doesn't plan to let it rest just like that."
Yu Xiaogang immediately found himself in a difficult spot. If only the few of them knew about this, it would be one thing.
Now the whole school knew.
In that case, Tang San would probably find it very hard to stay in the academy from now on.
However, the thought crossed his mind that he himself was very likely to be expelled. If Tang San was also kicked out...
Wouldn't that mean Tang San would have to leave with him?
Yu Xiaogang suddenly felt that this didn't seem like a bad thing at all!
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