Chen Yang offered a casual reply, his gaze discreetly sweeping up and down Liu Erlong.
Everyone knew Liu Erlong had a fiery temper, yet whenever Yu Xiaogang was involved, she became utterly lovesick-a true marvel of the Douluo Continent.
He simply couldn't understand it. Yu Xiaogang had neither cultivation nor looks, with nothing remarkable about him from head to toe, yet Liu Erlong and Bibi Dong were both devoted to him, willingly letting him lead them around by the nose. It was absurd no matter how he looked at it.
Tenderness wouldn't work on a woman like her. It would take a potent dose of medicine to open her heart.
Just then, Tang San heard that Yu Xiaogang had returned and hurried over.
As he approached, Tang San's eyes lit up, and he exclaimed excitedly:
"Teacher, you're finally back! I have a question I'd like to ask you!"
While speaking, Tang San unconsciously reached into his crotch and fumbled around.
When Liu Erlong caught sight of this, her brows immediately knitted together. She hurriedly turned away, her voice full of disgust.
"Boss Fu, this disciple of yours has no manners at all. Making such a vulgar gesture in front of his elders!"
Seeing Tang San's outrageous behavior, Flender's mouth twitched. He hurried forward to explain.
"Erlong, you've misunderstood. He isn't my student. He's Xiaogang's disciple, Xiao San!"
Then he turned and glared at Tang San, exasperated at his failure to live up to expectations:
"Xiao San! What are you doing? Where's your usual composure? You're disgracing your teacher!"
Tang San waved his hands repeatedly, his face filled with pain.
"Dean, I don't want to do this either, but it feels awful down there, and strange things keep growing out of it.
"I tried cutting them off with a knife, but whenever I take Oscar's Recovery Sausage to heal, they grow right back."
At those words, all three people present instinctively took a step back, afraid of catching something unclean.
With their wealth of experience, how could they not recognize what was happening? He had contracted a venereal disease!
"What's wrong?"
Tang San reached down to scratch again, puzzled as to why they had backed away.
Chen Yang admitted that he was a little afraid of Tang San now. Who wouldn't be scared when facing a walking biological contamination source?
"Tang San, you've caught a dirty disease."
"A dirty disease?"
Tang San frowned. He cleaned his things thoroughly every day, so why would he have a dirty disease?
Seeing his reaction, Chen Yang stopped beating around the bush and spoke in a mocking tone.
"A venereal disease. You usually catch it through promiscuity or from someone infected. Which was it for you?"
A venereal disease!!
Tang San's heart lurched, and his entire body began trembling.
I'm a man as pure as ice and jade! I'm going to restore the Tang Sect on the Douluo Continent! I'm the future master of the Tang Sect! How could I catch a disease like this?!
If word gets out, how will I ever show my face again?!
It's all that damned fatty's fault! If he hadn't dragged me along, how could I have gotten sick?! You've given me reason to kill you!
At that moment, Tang San hated Ma Hongjun to the bone, but in front of his teacher and his teacher's friends, he could only suppress his emotions.
His voice grew louder, carrying more than a hint of shame turning into anger.
"Teacher, you have to believe me! Someone infected me! I've always respected myself. I never fool around!"
"Of course I believe you, Xiao San. You're my disciple."
Yu Xiaogang turned toward Flender, his tone reproachful.
Ma Hongjun had immediately come to mind. After all, Dai Mubai had enough money to choose the better options, while Oscar couldn't afford to go at all. Only that fellow, backed by Flender's financial support, indulged in abnormal activities day after day.
"Flender, you really need to rein Ma Hongjun in! Visiting brothels all day is bad enough, but now he's brought a disease back with him! What is Tang San supposed to do?! If this gets out, it'll ruin Xiao San's reputation!"
Flender sighed, clearly well aware of what his disciple was like.
"I'm sorry, Xiao San. I'll have Hongjun apologize to you."
Chen Yang found the scene rather amusing. Most likely, Tang San had brought this on himself, yet he was dumping the entire blame on Ma Hongjun. He had enjoyed the benefits but refused to take responsibility. Tsk, tsk.
Ding! Congratulations, host, on sowing discord between the Child of Destiny and Ma Hongjun. You have plundered a minute amount of destiny. Reward: Water of Life ×10 (a special beverage with an alcohol concentration of 99%)
Not bad. I can have a few drinks with Xiao Wu when I get back to liven things up.
"Ahem. Flender, you're involved in this matter. Come with me to find Ma Hongjun. Xiao San, you come along too."
With that, Yu Xiaogang pulled Flender and Tang San toward Ma Hongjun's dormitory, leaving Liu Erlong and Chen Yang where they stood.
Smiling, Chen Yang turned to the nervous Liu Erlong.
"Dean Erlong, why don't you come sit in my dormitory while we wait for Dean Flender and the others to finish?"
"All right. Sorry for the trouble."
Liu Erlong took a deep breath. She understood that Xiaogang was creating an opportunity for her, and only after thoroughly preparing herself mentally did she follow Chen Yang into the dormitory.
The two then began chatting intermittently.
Seated in a chair, Liu Erlong watched the time slip by and couldn't help growing anxious. Fighting was her specialty, but how exactly was she supposed to seduce someone?
Should I press myself against him straight away? Or talk about our childhoods first?
Recalling the scenes in storybooks, Liu Erlong gritted her teeth and stood up.
Under Chen Yang's puzzled gaze, she sat down on his lap.
Feeling the astonishing softness and springiness on his lap, his Raging Dragon raised its head and roared. Chen Yang feigned confusion as he looked at the rigid Liu Erlong.
"Dean Erlong, what are you doing?"
Liu Erlong raised a hand, gently tracing her fingertips along Chen Yang's cheek, her gaze so tender it seemed ready to drip with water.
"Chen Yang, do you think I'm beautiful?"
Chen Yang raised an eyebrow. He hadn't expected this female tyrannosaurus to have such a gentle side. Then he replied with a measure of reluctance:
"Hiss... you are beautiful, but isn't this inappropriate? We've only just met."
"What does that matter? Do you believe in love at first sight?"
Liu Erlong leaned her upper body over him, almost pressing herself against his chest, though a narrow gap remained between them. Her eyes were filled with deliberately feigned affection.
"As long as our hearts are in harmony, time doesn't matter."
Watching her seemingly affectionate expression, Chen Yang knew exactly what was going on. Still, it would be foolish not to take advantage of a benefit delivered right to his door. The corners of his mouth lifted slightly.
He leaned forward, bringing his face toward her enticing red lips.
Liu Erlong's eyes widened as she watched his face draw closer, her heart pounding uncontrollably.
No, I can't kiss him! I've already wronged Xiaogang by doing this. I can't go any further.
But if I don't kiss him, everything I just said about love at first sight will be nothing but hot air.
After struggling with herself for a while, Liu Erlong closed her eyes and pressed her lips together.
At worst, I'll pretend he's Xiaogang. Besides, he's handsome, monstrously talented, and young. I'm not losing out.
Yet just as the distance between them shrank to a hair's breadth, Liu Erlong abruptly turned her head. Chen Yang missed, brushing only a strand of her hair.
A flicker of pain crossed her eyes.
No... I really can't accept being intimate with another man...
"Dean Erlong, what's wrong? Were you lying to me just now?"
"No, my neck just felt a little itchy..."
"Oh~ It's fine now, right?"
Feigning realization, Chen Yang reached out, pinched her chin, and forcibly turned her face back toward him.
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