Cheng Yu's heart finally settled back into place.
And just then, the System's malice came knocking.
"Actually, my foolish host, you didn't have to shout for the third slash. You could've just said it silently in your head. Oh, honestly! At your age, shouting it out like that-aren't you embarrassed? I'm embarrassed for you! Hahahahaha!" ꉂ (๑¯ਊ¯)σ
(Have some humanity, System! Seriously! If you can't manage that, go find a prison to sit in!) (╬▔皿▔)
"I'm not human in the first place! You can't tell me what to do! I'm gonna fucking eat, eat, eat, eat, eat! Hahahahaha!" ꉂ (๑¯ਊ¯)σ
(You bastard! Just you wait! Karma's coming for you!) ( 艹皿艹)σ
"All right, all right, I'll stop teasing you. Here, another restriction's been unlocked. Take a look yourself."
Congratulations, host, on unlocking the Gimme That restriction on Mad Song? Mad Laughing Blade (???)! Effect description: what's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine. Fuck being polite! Gimme that!
Cheng Yu stared at the description, utterly baffled, but he put that aside for now. There was still someone here to deal with.
Once Mad Song ate the Strange Sky-Pillar that towered into the sky, the stone sphere enclosing the Dead Man's Head opened as well.
Just to be safe, Cheng Yu drew his blade again and held it in front of the Dead Man's Head.
His smile unchanged, Cheng Yu looked at the fake Ji Han.
"It seems you don't want the opportunity this humble Daoist offered you."
Although Cheng Yu hadn't spoken loudly, the fake Ji Han was an expert, after all. Looking at the spotless Cheng Yu, she said softly,
"You're stronger than I imagined, my lord. If I didn't know just how terrifying the rules laid down by the Sage were, I would think