"How's this Waaagh! so bloody wild!? It's even more Waaagh! than the biggest war I've ever fought in."
"Where's this happening? Can we go? I wanna join a Waaagh! like that too!"
"We don't wanna tighten screws or train anymore! We want Waaagh! We want Waaagh!"
More and more Orks watched Kuka's broadcast. He could clearly feel the Waaagh! Field rejecting him less and less. Instead, they welcomed him, and welcomed him enthusiastically.
But his mental strength still limited how many Orks Kuka could connect to. His psychic power was strong, but he was still mortal. He could not divide his thoughts infinitely.
So once he reached the limit of how many Orks he could connect to, there was nothing more Kuka could do. He figured he would have to stay with Kundra's Blood Axes Tribe a little longer, slowly spreading the word and preaching.
What he had not expected was that his broadcast would set the Waaagh! Field boiling. The Orks who saw the footage were wildly excited and began telling nearby Orks how utterly awesome the Waaagh! they had seen was.
Words alone were clearly not convincing enough, so these Orks began taking matters into their own hands.
A Mekboy from the Blood Axes Tribe found a Painboy. The two rogues teamed up and, with a remarkable burst of creativity, soon built a strange helmet that could be worn on the head.
They then found a Gretchin who could see Kuka's broadcast and told him all the benefits of wearing the helmet. Before the Gretchin could agree, they shoved it onto his head.
The Gretchin screamed once, then fell silent, apparently unconscious. A long cable ran from the other end of the helmet to a monitor. Soon, the battle footage in the Gretchin's mind began playing on the