"It's got plenty of uses. Like this-I'll draw a bit of energy from the waaagh! field and put it in. Look, now it's a cup, and you can drink water out of it."
"Like I just showed you, it's incredibly moldable. All you need to do is picture what you want in your head, then put in some waaagh energy..."
At this point in his explanation, the Ork Boyz's snide comments in the collective waaagh! field made the veins on Sneaky Boss's forehead bulge.
"Ain't it just a little Mudball...? Why make it sound so complicated?"
"Yeah, yeah."
"So Sneaky Boss has his faults after all. Sometimes his brain ain't too sharp either. Why not just explain it simply?"
Fine, fine, fine. You want simple, do you? Just watch me mess with you little brats! Sneaky Boss heard more and more snide comments through the collective waaagh! field. His patient explanation had earned him nothing but mockery, and now he was angry.
"This thing was made for the upcoming Sneaky Cup Super Bowl. Just like you guessed, it can also turn into a Bitey Squig. Once it's a Bitey Squig, it can draw energy from the collective waaagh! field.
The fiercer the match, the more it draws. The more it draws, the fiercer and tougher it gets!"
"Use a Shape-Shifting Squig for a worry-free match! Boyz, get playing!"
With the introduction finished, Sneaky Boss ended the broadcast, grumbling and swearing.
The other Orks hadn't remembered the name Shape-Shifting Squig anyway. All they remembered was little Mudball!
The Shape-Shifting Squig was a revolutionary invention! An invention that could serve as Ork wraithbone!
Perhaps one day, the Greenskins could even use Shape-Shifting Squigs to build warships! Of course, reaching that point would require further research and refinement. At the very least, Sneaky