From Ork Boss to Conquering the Warp
Chapter 399

Waaagh! Through the Exit

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With a smack, Boss Copperhead slapped the Gorkanaut. "You ain't Sneaky Boss. How could you understand what goes on in that clever head of his? This is Sneaky Boss's wisdom. Nothing gets the Boyz fired up better. The Boss held a prize draw back when we fought the bugs in the big showdown.

"Sneaky Boss hasn't held a prize draw in ages. He always keeps his word. If he said the first prize was a Mighty Big Boss, there's definitely gonna be one."

"How did I..." Little Slick had barely opened his mouth before he realized something was wrong. He had never expected Boss Copperhead to believe it outright. "No, why'd you believe that so easily? Even if there's a contest, how's it a contest if they don't even tell you the rules? It's obviously a rumor the Boyz have been spreading."

"See, that's another thing you don't understand! Who says a contest's gotta have rules? Whoever's the flashiest, whoever's the most Waaagh!, wins!" Boss Copperhead was already obsessed with the prospect of winning a Mighty Big Boss. Those were the flashiest Mechs in the Screw Clan, and there were only a handful of them. He just happened not to have one!

Whenever he thought of Bad Gambler showing off his Mighty Big Boss in front of him, Boss Copperhead felt as though claws were scratching at his heart. He tossed the Rokkit Boy aside and climbed into the Gorkanaut.

"Wait! I ain't finished checking it yet!" Before Little Slick had even finished speaking, the Gorkanaut began to hum. Boss Copperhead had already started the engine.

The Gorkanaut shook as its engine fired up, and a few nonessential parts and screws rattled loose. It had already built up so much energy that it looked ready to explode if they did

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