Everyone thoroughly enjoyed the meal.
He Zhen only noticed something was wrong with Yao Tao when her thoughts suddenly became a complete jumble.
"What kind of drink is this?" He Zhen picked up Yao Tao's glass to sniff it.
"Are you trying to kiss me indirectly?" Yao Tao never stopped dropping bombshells.
Hehehe, where did this hottie come from?
He likes me!
Damn this man!
He's seducing me!
Mmhmm, I have no self-control. Seduce away!
Zeng Rou: !
Zhao Yixiao: ?
Han Qinglu: ?
Cheng Yu: ?
"If you like me, just say so!" Yao Tao looked at He Zhen. "We're all adults here. Don't beat around the bush."
Come cuddle, handsome!
Oh my, why are there so many gorgeous men and women here?
Is this heaven???
"You're all good-looking." Yao Tao's eyes sparkled. "I like all of you!"
"Come home with your big sis!"
"I can fit everyone neatly into all seven days of the week and still..."
Let me count!
1, 2, 3, 5, 7...
Seven a week!
No, no, why are there two on the left?
Yao Tao grabbed a stunned He Zhen.
"Stop swaying!" She held on to him and even squeezed his shoulders.
"Hehehe, so solid. Shoulders like double doors, hehehe."
I'm drooling!
Ehehehe!
"Holy crap!" Zeng Rou was the first to whip out her phone. "Hahahahaha, our little peach is hilarious, hahahahaha!"
"No." Han Qinglu pressed down on Zeng Rou's hand.
Zeng Rou reluctantly lowered it. "I won't film her, hahahahaha!"
"Film me!" Yao Tao slapped the table. "Nobody's allowed to sleep tonight!"
Play with me! Hehehe!
"What kind of alcohol is this?" He Zhen caught hold of Yao Tao as she acted up in her drunken state.
The moment Yao Tao latched on to him, she went limp and rubbed herself against him.
This man smells so good!
What brand of omega are you?
Am I an alpha!?!
"Baby, give me a kiss. Have my babies!" Yao Tao puckered up and leaned in to kiss He Zhen.
Her kiss landed squarely on his lips with a smack.
"Stamped! You're mine now!" Yao Tao clapped her hands and had barely pulled back before she nearly fell to the floor, only for Zeng Rou to catch her.
"Oh my god, who would've thought our little peach would be like this drunk!" Zeng Rou pulled her up, and the next second, a mouth smelling of alcohol came toward her.
"Stamp!" Yao Tao hugged her and tried to kiss her.
Zhao Yixiao panicked!
He Zhen panicked too, though he had no idea why.
He strode forward on his long legs and clapped one hand over her mouth!
"Holy shit, holy shit, that scared me to death!" Zeng Rou instantly put eight hundred meters between herself and Yao Tao. "He Zhen, don't ever let her drink again. Not even a drop!"
"It's ordinary fruit wine." Cheng Yu sniffed it. "There's no reason she should be drunk."
"Everyone's constitution is different. Looks like Yao Tao can't handle alcohol," Han Qinglu added. "Take her home."
What alcohol?
What the hell are they talking about?
I'm not drunk. I can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk!
Yao Tao tried to stand up straight, but every time she got up, she went limp again.
"Stop rocking me!" Yao Tao grabbed He Zhen's arm unhappily. "You're handsome. Go ahead and rock me!"
I want food.
I want fried chicken.
"Where's my chicken?" Yao Tao leaned sideways and started rummaging over the table.
"I'll take you to get some later." He Zhen hurried to restrain her, their movements inevitably becoming rather intimate.
"Hold me!" Yao Tao suddenly hiccuped. "I'm ordering a princess carry!"
What's wrong with this guy?
Doesn't he know the rules of the trade?
Bad review!
Dock his pay!
"What app are you from?" Yao Tao stroked He Zhen's face. "Which of my imperial consorts are you? Let me feel!"
Wait, my consorts are in my phone.
No, no!
My consorts have come to life. They're all here!
Yao Tao began giggling foolishly!
"My beloved consorts, come and support your emperor!"
"I'll take her home first." He Zhen kept Yao Tao under control. He had never expected her to get drunk on fruit wine!
Her drunken behavior... was impressively bad.
"Home!" Yao Tao suddenly started kicking. "I wanna go home!..."
"Take her home. Need any help?" Zeng Rou offered, but her body honestly showed that she didn't dare go near her!
Yao Tao was drunk, and so was her mouth!
She would kiss anyone!!!
Luckily, she had only kissed He Zhen.
Zeng Rou was both a little frightened and thoroughly amused by his predicament.
"No, you guys have fun. I've paid the bill too." He Zhen carried her out.
He was afraid Yao Tao would go wild again if they stayed.
"Yao Tao, where do you live?" He Zhen held her as he bundled her into a taxi.
"Home is... is..." Yao Tao was clearly too drunk to think straight.
Home is in my phone.
Yes, in my phone.
Yao Tao pulled out her phone, opened an app, and showed He Zhen.
They were the male leads' homes in an otome game.
Yao Tao showed him each one in turn.
"This is my rich husband. Let's go to my rich husband's house!" Yao Tao giggled as she showed He Zhen. "Look carefully. Hurry up and drive!"
The driver laughed.
"Who's there!" Yao Tao looked around warily. "What a crappy car."
He Zhen got in after her and locked the door. "I'm asking about your home, not the game."
"My home!" Yao Tao rolled around angrily on the seat. "My fictional men can come to life!"
Yao Tao rattled off dozens of names in a row.
They're all mine!
They're all my husbands!
"Young girls, I know how it is. My daughter likes those games too. A few of those names sound pretty familiar," the driver said to He Zhen with a laugh.
"Sorry." He Zhen held Yao Tao to keep her from moving around.
Holding her phone, Yao Tao quieted down for a while, then suddenly began reciting numbers and letters.
Why is the password wrong?
Top up!-
7748wodeqian.
Yes, my money!
He Zhen: ... Even covering his ears wouldn't help!
In a flash of inspiration, He Zhen leaned close to Yao Tao and quietly asked, "Where's your home?"
Yao Tao tipped her head up slightly and saw a beautifully defined jawline.
She giggled. "My home is wherever the hottie's home is!"
He Zhen: ...
"Hahaha, your girlfriend's pretty drunk!" The driver laughed.
The words "she's not my girlfriend" were on the tip of his tongue, but He Zhen didn't explain. "Go to xxxxxx."
He Zhen gave his own address.
Topped up, topped up. So much money!-
He Zhen hurriedly pressed down on her phone. He glanced at her purchases. Good grief, she had bought ten top-ups of 648!
He was genuinely afraid Yao Tao would wake up bankrupt if she stayed drunk.
He Zhen confiscated Yao Tao's phone.
His own phone rang.
It was his mother.
He Zhen answered.
"Zhen, what's going on? Xinxin just called and told me you got angry with her?" His mother, Zhan Yan's, voice came from the other end of the line.
We're taking off!
I'm flying to Las Vegas to see the tigers!
"Nothing of the sort." He Zhen listened to Yao Tao's drunken nonsense, and just as he turned his gaze toward her, the driver suddenly shrieked, "She's sticking her head out!"
He Zhen scrambled to pull Yao Tao back and hold her firmly in his arms, nearly scared out of his wits.
"Help-I'm being kidnapped! There's a kidnapper!-" Yao Tao suddenly shouted. "Being handsome doesn't make it okay!"
I've been kidnapped!
I'm gonna take on ten at once!
I want cake.
"Young man, your girlfriend's quite a handful!" The driver was nearly scared to death too.
"I'll buy you cake in a bit," He Zhen hurriedly said.
"I want, I want..." Yao Tao was thinking.
"I'll get you one with lots of dragon fruit."
"I want chocolate mousse!" Yao Tao began squirming restlessly.
"Okay, chocolate mousse. Be good, and I'll buy it in a bit."
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