"Hey, Little Snake?"
"Huh?"
"I met Little Eleven. She called me Daddy, and said she calls you Mommy?"
"Um... she really is pretty pitiful..."
"...Wait, you don't mind?"
"Uh, she really admires you. Her feelings are very pure... there's nothing wrong with that, right..."
"...All right."
After ending the call, Lin Zhishui put down his phone speechlessly and turned to look at Little Eleven with a strange expression. He really wanted to say, Something's wrong with you.
What did this girl feed Little Snake to get her to agree to this?
Was it really just an innocent joke, calling Little Snake Mommy and him Daddy like they were playing house?
That would be so boring... ahem, so childish.
He didn't believe it.
With my charm, and how much she admires me-she's even calling me Daddy-how could she possibly have no ulterior motives?
This girl must be a silver-tongued actress, playing the devoted sister and using seemingly casual jokes to fool that adorably clueless Little Snake!
Faced with a girl who relied on her youth, beauty, pitiful background, and a bit of filthy money to play such thrilling games while lusting after his body... Lin Zhishui had only one thing to say: Please send a few more my way!
After all, she was Little Snake's patron, and she had shamelessly taken the initiative to call him Daddy. What could he do?
The shameless truly were invincible.
Of course, he would still do his best to hold the line. A reclusive master needed a devoted-lover persona, too.
"See? How could I possibly lie to you? Mother Consort agreed." The Golden Crow Girl looked at Lin Zhishui expectantly.
The corner of Lin Zhishui's mouth twitched.
*Mother Consort, even... She really thinks I'm her Heavenly Emperor daddy. Has she gotten carried away with the