Are You Well-Endowed Down There?

Red Wine dripped slowly from the young man's hair, sliding down the bridge of his high nose. His sensual thin lips pressed together slightly, making it clear that he was in a very bad mood.

Ruan Mingyi did not care what mood he was in. The moment she saw Shen Qingling, she could not help swallowing, her unfocused eyes going blank for a moment.

077: "Ruan Mingyi's Heart-Throb Score increased by 30."

Shen Qingling: "So she's a looks addict..."

"She was the one who called Gu Yijin a dead sissy in the Original Work. Her standards are ridiculously high. She's obsessed with looks, so it's perfectly normal for her to like your face."

"But her interest in men usually only lasts three minutes. In a few days, she'll forget all about them. What you need to do is keep her interested in you and make that interest last."

After hearing 077's description, Shen Qingling had a rough idea of how to win over Ruan Mingyi.

For a girl like her, he naturally could not be overly enthusiastic, nor could he be too cold. He had to keep her at arm's length, like flying a kite—pulling and releasing at the right moments. Only then would she get drawn in.

Ye Qiao, who was outside, saw that something was wrong and quickly hung up the phone before coming in.

When she saw the Red Wine on Shen Qingling's face, she knew Ruan Mingyi had caused trouble again.

"I'm sorry, handsome. My friend was in a bad mood today and got drunk, so... I'm really sorry. Whatever compensation you want, we'll—"

"No need."

Shen Qingling cut her off coldly.

Ruan Mingyi would not like a man with no self-respect who grovelled and lowered himself, so he could not humble himself before her.

The female café server had arrived early, so she knew Ruan Mingyi.

She quietly said to Shen Qingling, "This café belongs to the Ruan Family. She's the Ruan Family's eldest daughter. I heard that she has a terrible temper."

Another girl who liked Shen Qingling also advised him, "That's right, Shen Qingling. You'd better not argue with her, or you might get yourself into trouble."

Afraid that Shen Qingling and Ruan Mingyi would get into an argument, the server smiled and walked over. "Miss Ruan, let me take you to change your clothes."

But Ruan Mingyi pointed at Shen Qingling. "Not you. I want him to come with me."

Shen Qingling looked at the server beside him. "Forget it. Don't worry about me, or she might make things difficult for you. I'll go with her. I'd feel bad if the whole café's performance got affected because of me."

The girl looked at Shen Qingling in astonishment, then her face turned red.

She had always thought Shen Qingling was too cold and aloof to approach. She never expected him to be such a gentle person, so considerate of them. This kind of male god, cold on the outside but warm on the inside, was the most attractive.

Ye Qiao tugged at Ruan Mingyi's sleeve. "What are you doing, Mingyi? You splashed him with Red Wine and haven't even apologized."

Swaying unsteadily, Ruan Mingyi grabbed Shen Qingling's arm. "You're Shen Qingling, right? I'll apologize. I'll go to the restroom and apologize to you, apologize..."

She could barely stand steadily before collapsing into Shen Qingling's arms.

Shen Qingling frowned.

Ye Qiao stepped forward to support Ruan Mingyi and said to Shen Qingling, "I'll help her inside. Could you come in with us? Is that okay?"

Only then did Shen Qingling nod and follow the two of them into the restroom.

Fortunately, the restrooms here were individual stalls. Otherwise, this would have been truly awkward.

Ye Qiao dragged Ruan Mingyi into a stall to change clothes.

Shen Qingling stood by the sink and washed the Red Wine off his face, but the red stain on his clothes would not come out anytime soon.

He raised his eyes to look at his reflection in the mirror. After being dampened by water, he somehow looked even better.

Then he heard Ruan Mingyi mumbling, "Are my boobs bigger, or that woman's?"

"Y-yours are bigger. She's flat as a board. You're the biggest."

"Then why is he with that woman instead of me?"

"You mocked him like that. Of course he got angry."

"What did I say?"

"You said, 'I want us to last forever, but yours isn't long where it should be, and it doesn't last where it should.'"

"I said that? But I haven't, haven't slept with him. I... I haven't even touched his hand."

"You asked his ex-girlfriend yourself. His ex went to complain to him, then he argued with you and blocked you."

"Oh... right. No wonder I wanted to drink today."

"..."

Ye Qiao looked helplessly at the drunkard before her and sighed. After changing Ruan Mingyi's clothes, she helped her out of the stall.

When Ruan Mingyi saw Shen Qingling, she gave a silly grin, pushed away Ye Qiao's hand, and leaned toward him. "You're so handsome. Handsomer than every man I've liked before."

"..."

When Shen Qingling said nothing, she pouted unhappily and poked his chest. "Y-you, why aren't you saying anything... Oh, I forgot to apologize. Sorry. I wasn't trying to splash you just now. I wanted to splash, splash those two ugly people. You're handsome, so I won't splash you. Hehe..."

"Miss Ruan, you've had too much to drink. If there's nothing else, I'll get back to work."

Shen Qingling wanted to leave, but Ruan Mingyi grabbed his hand and fell into his arms.

Afraid she would fall, Shen Qingling could only reach out with one arm to hold her around the waist.

The pleasant scent of perfume mixed with the smell of Red Wine drifted into Shen Qingling's nose. Her body was soft as a puddle of water, and with the slightest tilt of his head, he could see her impressive cleavage.

"N-no, you can't. Are you new here? How come I've never seen you before? If I'd seen you, who would still l-like that kept man..."

Ruan Mingyi was obviously very drunk. She could not even stand on her own and was leaning all her weight against Shen Qingling.

Shen Qingling lowered his eyes to look at the woman in his arms. He had to admit that Ruan Mingyi was truly beautiful. The flush on her face from drinking added an indescribably alluring, feminine charm.

Shen Qingling said calmly, "Miss Ruan, I still have work to do."

A drunkard could not listen to anything. Ruan Mingyi lifted her eyes to look at Shen Qingling. Droplets of water still clung to the young man's eyelashes, washing away some of the coldness in his features and giving him an even more innocent, youthful air.

Ruan Mingyi blinked and said innocently, "Shen Qingling, your eyelashes are so long."

"..."

"Hey, are you well-endowed down there too?"

Ye Qiao's pupils shook as she hurriedly pulled Ruan Mingyi off Shen Qingling.

"I'm sorry, my friend is drunk. She's not usually like this. Her personality is just a little abstract..."

"The popularity of the word 'abstract' has saved a lot of idiots."

Shen Qingling's tongue was just as merciless.

Ruan Mingyi was drunk, but Ye Qiao, who was sober, felt even more embarrassed.

Ruan Mingyi truly was not usually like this. If she had not been drunk right now, then upon seeing a handsome man like Shen Qingling, she would have at most asked for his contact information, used money to win him over, and invited him out for a meal. If she liked him, she would chat with him for a few more days. If not, she would toss him aside.

Today, she had gotten drunk and said such outrageous things to Shen Qingling. Once she sobered up, would she not want to crawl into a hole?

Ruan Mingyi cared most about saving face. To her, face was more important than the sky. If someone made her unhappy, then no matter how much she had liked that person before, her interest would instantly plummet.

Shen Qingling looked at the Red Wine stain on his clothes and frowned. "Miss, I'm going back to work. You should take your friend home, or who knows what might happen."

Ye Qiao said, "Sorry for causing you trouble. We'll leave first, then. I'll have the café compensate you for what happened today."

Shen Qingling said, "No need. It's just work."

Shen Qingling did not want their compensation, which only made Ye Qiao feel more guilty.

Ye Qiao took Ruan Mingyi back to the Ruan Family home.

Ruan Mingyi's father called. She lay on the sofa and answered the phone groggily.

"Hello, Dad. You only call when you miss me."

"—Use the same China Construction Bank account."

After saying that, Ruan Mingyi hung up. Ye Qiao sighed helplessly.

Ruan Mingyi's parents had divorced when she was very young. After that, her father had remained busy with company matters and rarely cared about her. Even now, Ruan Mingyi did not have a good relationship with her father. Other than money, the two of them hardly had any other contact.

After a whole day of fussing around, Ye Qiao was tired too, so she leaned against the sofa and fell asleep.

By the time Ruan Mingyi woke up, it was already dark. She rubbed her head and frowned. "Tsk..."

Why did her head hurt so much?

What had happened?

Today, that kept man had blocked her. Then she drank a little with Ye Qiao, then they went to the café, then she drank some more, and then...

Ruan Mingyi suddenly sat upright.

!

She had flirted with a super handsome guy!