Reborn as a Nurgling
Chapter 51

Cunning and Divine Revelation

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But the most eye-catching thing about him is his eyes.

It was not a pair of ordinary Orkss, it was full of Chaoss and violent red eyes.

They were a pair of deep, shining eyes with a strange light.

He is Bonecrusher·Mag·Uruk·Saraka.

When Liu Zhipeng walked into Bridge, Bonecrusher did not speak immediately. He just looked at him up and down with interest with his sharp eyes.

That kind of gaze was not like looking at a subordinate, but more like looking at an interesting toy that made him feel very novel.

Liu Zhipeng didn't speak. He just stood there quietly and let him look at him. He knew that in front of such an absolute strong man, any little cleverness would pale in comparison. The only thing he could do was to show his own value.

"Your name is 'Tooth Puller'?"

After a long time, Bonecrusher finally spoke. His voice was low and hoarse, but it carried an unquestionable majesty.

"I Reckon, yes." Liu Zhipeng replied, neither humble nor arrogant.

"Ha!" Bonecrusher let out a deep laugh, "It's interesting Boyz. I heard about you. You used some very 'un Orks' methods to tidy up all the Fresh Recruits on this ship. Tell me, how did you come up with the idea?"

Here we go, here comes the topic.

Liu Zhipeng knows that this is an "interview" for him.

He did not answer directly, but instead asked, "'Big Mek', what do you think is the most important thing about a WAAAGH!"

Bonecrusher was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect that this Boyz would dare to question himself. He touched his steel chin and said in a deep voice, "Of course it's a fight! The louder the fight! WAAAGH! The stronger!"

"That's right!" Liu Zhipeng nodded heavily, "But how can we make it louder?"

He didn't wait for Bonecrusher to answer, and continued on his own, "I Reckon, brute force alone is not enough. We need better ones'Choppa ', a louder 'chu tu', a harder '’Eavy Armour'! And these things all need to be replaced by 'teeth'. So, I think, in a WAAAGH!, in addition to fighting, 'teeth' are also very important!"

"I asked my Boyzs to fight and grab teeth. Then use the teeth they grabbed to exchange for better equipment. With better equipment, they can defeat stronger enemies and grab more teeth. More teeth can be exchanged for more and better equipment..."

Liu Zhipeng used the simplest language that is most consistent with Orks's logic to explain his theory full of brilliance of "capitalist primitive accumulation".

"I don't care about this, it's called...'Fight More, Get More'!"

After listening to his words, Bonecrusher's eyes that shone with wisdom lit up like never before.

"'Fight More, Get More'..." He chewed the word repeatedly, and the expression on his face became more and more excited, "Ha! Well said! Well said! What you Boyz has in your mind is different from other Orks!"

He stood up from Throne, and his huge body cast a huge Shadow in the Warp, completely covering Liu Zhipeng.

He walked up to Liu Zhipeng, stretched out his intact giant hand, and patted him heavily on the shoulder.

"Bang! Bang!"

The force made Liu Zhipeng feel like his shoulder blades were about to be smashed into pieces.

"Boyz, you are very suitable for me!" Bonecrusher laughed loudly, "I like smart Orks! Because what we are going to do next is a big deal that requires the use of brains!"

He turned around and pointed at the huge Star Map.

"Tell me, Boyz, what did you see on that broken picture?"

Liu Zhipeng's breathing stopped.

His eyes fell on the Blood-Red star field.

As a senior Warhammer enthusiast, he certainly knows where that place is.

Octarius.

That game was planned by Inquisitor Kryptman, who used Tyranid Hive Fleet to deal with the Ork Empire, the crazy "Bioweapon Experiment"!

He didn't expect that he would actually participate in this legendary war.

Bonecrusher didn't wait for his answer and said to himself, "Octarius, there is the biggest and best fight in the universe! There are countless Sharpfang sharp-mouthed insects!"

"I heard Gork and Mork say that as long as we defeat them, our WAAAGH! will become the strongest WAAAGH in the universe!! I, Bonecrusher·Mag·Uruk·Saraka will become Big Mek in the entire universe!"

Liu Zhipeng Looking at the ambitious Orks warlord in front of him, his mind was racing involuntarily.

How to dry grind Tyranids?

Use Gene Bomb? Use Virus?

Countless ideas from the 21st century, full of science and wisdom, flashed in his mind.

However, these thoughts only existed for a few seconds before he suppressed them forcefully.

He looked at Bonecrusher's fanatical face and knew that talking about scientific tactics and strategic depth to a Orks was just playing the piano against an ox.

If you want to dry-shred Tyranids, there is only one method for Orks.

That is to use a WAAAGH! that is more ferocious, fierce, and unreasonable than them, and completely drown them!

And what I have to do now is not to think about those distant and grand strategies.

Instead, continue to accomplish your small goal.

"Big Mek," Liu Zhipeng raised his head, looked directly into Bonecrusher's eyes, and grinned with an ambitious smile, "I am very interested in crushing insects. But before that, I Reckon needs to become stronger, bigger, and greener. I need more 'teeth' and more Boyz that can fight."

Bonecrusher looked at him, a hint of appreciation flashed in his eyes full of wisdom.

He knows what this Boyz wants.

"Go." He waved his hand, like a generous king giving permission to his most admired minister, "There is also an old guy on this ship who is not very obedient. Go and break off all their teeth for me. Let me see how powerful your 'Fight More, Get More' method is."

"As long as you can become the most capable person on this ship besides me before arriving at Octarius, I will let you be the Vanguard of this WAAAGH!"

Liu Zhipeng, who received the "highest instruction", left the command Bridge with satisfaction.

He knew that the last obstacle on his way to becoming "Warboss" had been completely removed.

The next thing to do is a bloody "asset liquidation" without any suspense.

After returning from Bonecrusher's Bridge, Liu Zhipeng immediately summoned all the small bosses of Big Tooth Gang and held a pre-war mobilization meeting.

"Young men!" He stood on top of the "Throne" piled with trophies and announced in a loud voice, "Big Mek has spoken! He is right! Allow us to break the teeth of all the disobedient guys on this ship!"

"WAAAGH!"

The entire Cargo Hold was instantly drowned by fanatical roars.

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