How Dare You Touch Me!

Holy shit!!! This girl is ruthless!

Can a man's precious little buddy just be kicked around like that?

She truly deserved to be Tsunade, pulling her punches for absolutely no one. No wonder she almost beat Jiraiya to death with a single punch. Even though Jiraiya brought it on himself, that strike was still insane.

Apart from his family members, this was the first time another man had ever touched her face. Tsunade completely flipped out, and the look in her eyes made it seem like she wanted to eat Hikaru alive.

"Uh..."

She had just seemingly—Hikaru looked at his own hand, then back at the enraged Tsunade, and instantly grew awkward. His mind had wandered a bit earlier, and he hadn't paid much attention. Everything had been purely subconscious.

Pressing his hand onto Tsunade's face was one thing, but what made Hikaru the most awkward was that he had actually said those words to Tsunade: Uncle will take you to see some goldfish...

Those kinds of words were favorites of creepy old uncles!

Fortunately, people in the Naruto World had no idea what taking you to see little goldfish meant, or Tsunade would have been even angrier.

"Oh, it's Tsunade. Why aren't you heading home? What are you doing blocking the road?"

Laughing it off, Hikaru directly changed the subject. Although it hadn't been long, Hikaru had already figured out Tsunade's temperament; right now, it was very easy to divert her attention.

"Uchiha Hikaru, how dare you touch my face!!"

Unfortunately, this time Tsunade's attention wasn't so easily diverted. Pointing right at Hikaru, Tsunade shouted out loud.

"..."

Hikaru covered his forehead, feeling a headache coming on, because he sensed the people all around looking over with intense curiosity, wearing expressions of shock and even admiration.

They were shocked that Hikaru dared to stand right in the middle of the street and do such a thing to Princess Tsunade, directly provoking her anger.

They were shocked that Princess Tsunade even blushed. That look of hers carried more shyness than anger. But at this hour, Princess Tsunade still hadn't gone home. Could she have been waiting for this Uchiha brat?

Ordinary people like Hikaru were a dime a dozen within the Uchiha, and not many people in Konoha knew him. On the contrary, wherever Tsunade went, she was the center of attention. Therefore, when Tsunade yelled out that he had dared to touch her face, it instantly drew the notice of others.

I! Touched! Your! Face?!

When Tsunade shouted those words, leave aside the onlookers; even Hikaru himself was shocked. Was he really that filthy?!

Even if Tsunade would later become the number one medic-nin in the Naruto World, right now she was still just a brat, and he didn't have hobbies like that.

Hikaru instantly felt his head swell, especially under the gaze of countless weird looks, some of which were even whispering secretly.

"My little ancestor, I give up. I'm terrified of you."

Slapping a hand to his forehead and ignoring everything else, Hikaru grabbed Tsunade's hand and bolted toward home. Tsunade, who was still fuming, suddenly felt a wave of warmth and trace amounts of sweat transmitted from the hand holding hers, and she froze entirely.

This was the first time Hikaru was glad his house sat on the edge of the Uchiha territory. They didn't need to go deep inside, otherwise Tsunade's arrival would have directly resulted in a crowd of Uchiha followers tailing them.

"Hoo~~~"

Dragging Tsunade all the way back home, Hikaru let out a breath, but the very next second he felt like a complete idiot. Why on earth had he brought this girl back with him, and why hadn't she resisted?

That wasn't right. Given Tsunade's personality, anyone who dared lay a hand on her would guarantee themselves immediate regret. Since when had this girl become so well-behaved?

Hikaru felt a bit bewildered, and Tsunade herself was somewhat dazed as well. She hadn't even figured out how she had inexplicably let Hikaru drag her all the way to his house.

The two of them simply stood in the courtyard, staring at each other with wide eyes in mutual silence. After such a commotion, the anger burning in Tsunade's heart strangely dissipated by quite a bit.

"..."

Am I losing my mind...

Hikaru felt like he had lost his mind. This was the Uchiha territory, and the person standing here was the little princess of the Senju Clan!!!

Never mind how the Uchiha would react upon discovering Tsunade here; how would the Senju Clan react when Tsunade failed to return for so long?

"Gurgle~~~"

An awkward sound shattered the peace. Tsunade turned completely mortified, her face, which had finally returned to normal, flushing crimson once again.

Whatever, fortune or misfortune, you can't dodge what's coming. Hikaru shook his head, glanced at the thoroughly embarrassed Tsunade, and said helplessly, "Let's call my previous actions my mistake. I'll treat you to dinner."

"Head home by yourself once you're done eating."

Hikaru didn't forget to add a reminder, only to be met with an expression from Tsunade that clearly said she would do whatever she pleased.

At this, Hikaru could only shake his head in resignation. They always said that unreasonable women were the most terrifying creatures, but in reality, there was something even more horrifying—unreasonable little girls!!!!