How Dare You Touch Me! [Seeking Collection, Seeking Flowers]

"Holy shit! That girl's got no mercy!"

Can you just go around kicking a guy's little dick?

No wonder she's Princess Tsunade—she really doesn't hold back. No surprise she nearly punched Jiraiya to death. Sure, he had it coming, but damn, that hit was brutal.

Her face had never been touched by any man outside her family before. Tsunade was completely losing it, her eyes practically screaming she wanted to devour Hikaru.

"Uh..."

He'd just... Hikaru glanced at his own hand, then at the furious Tsunade, and suddenly felt awkward. His mind had been wandering a bit earlier; he hadn't paid much attention, just acted on instinct.

Pressing his hand to Tsunade's face was one thing, but what made it even more embarrassing was that he'd actually said to her: "Uncle will take you to see the goldfish..."

That's the kind of thing a creepy old pervert would say!

Luckily, no one in the Naruto World understood what "taking you to see the goldfish" meant, or Tsunade would've been even angrier.

"Tsunade, why aren't you home? What are you blocking the road for?"

With a forced laugh, Hikaru tried to change the subject. He hadn't known her long, but he'd already figured out that her attention was easy to divert.

"Uchiha Hikaru, you dared to touch my face!!"

But this time, her focus wasn't so easy to shake. Pointing at Hikaru, she shouted at the top of her lungs.

"..."

Hikaru pressed a hand to his forehead, feeling a headache coming on. He could sense the people around them staring with curiosity, some shocked, others even impressed.

Shocked that he'd dare do something like this to Princess Tsunade right on the street, making her furious.

Impressed that Tsunade's face was actually red, looking more flustered than angry. And at this hour, she still hadn't gone home—was she waiting for this Uchiha kid?

People like Hikaru, ordinary and unremarkable, were common in the Uchiha clan. In Konoha, hardly anyone knew him. But Tsunade drew attention wherever she went. So when she yelled, "You dared to touch my face," it immediately caught everyone's notice.

I! Dared! To! Touch! Your! Face?!

When Tsunade shouted that, even Hikaru was stunned, let alone the bystanders. Was he really that sleazy?

Sure, Tsunade would one day become the greatest medic in the Naruto World, but right now she was just a little brat. He didn't have that kind of hobby.

Hikaru felt his head swelling, especially under the weight of countless strange gazes, some even whispering among themselves.

"My little princess, I give up. You win."

Hikaru slapped his forehead, stopped caring about appearances, grabbed Tsunade's hand, and ran toward his house. Still fuming, Tsunade suddenly felt a warmth in her hand, along with a faint trace of sweat, and froze.

For the first time, Hikaru was glad his house was on the edge of Uchiha territory. No need to go deep into the clan grounds, or else Tsunade's arrival would've drawn a crowd of Uchiha watching them.

"Phew~~"

After dragging Tsunade home, Hikaru let out a breath of relief. But the next second, he was dumbfounded. How had he ended up bringing this girl back? And why hadn't she resisted?

That wasn't right. With Tsunade's personality, anyone who touched her would regret it fast. Since when was she this docile?

Hikaru was baffled. Tsunade was a bit confused herself. She couldn't quite figure out how she'd ended up being pulled all the way to his place by Hikaru.

So there they stood in the yard, staring at each other, speechless. After all that commotion, the anger in Tsunade's heart had strangely faded quite a bit.

"..."

I must be crazy...

Hikaru felt like he'd lost his mind. This was Uchiha territory, and she was the little princess of the Senju Clan!!!

Never mind what the Uchiha would do if they found her here—what about the Senju when they realized she hadn't come home?

"Gurgle~~~"

The awkward sound broke the silence. Tsunade's face went completely red, her cheeks, which had just returned to normal, flushing again.

Oh well, what's coming will come. Hikaru shook his head, looked at the embarrassed Tsunade, and said helplessly, "Alright, what happened before—my bad. I'll treat you to a meal."

"Then go home after you eat."

Hikaru couldn't help adding that reminder, only to get a look from Tsunade that said, "I'll do whatever I want."

At that, Hikaru just shook his head and gave up. They say women are the scariest creatures when they're unreasonable, but there's something even more terrifying: an unreasonable little girl!!!!