Uchiha Hikaru stepped forward, wrapped an arm around her shoulders, smiled, and pinched the little one who was glaring at him indignantly. "All right, enough of that. The baby's talent depends on him. By the way, have you picked a name yet?"
"Mm... not yet."
Just then, Taishang Laojun, who had been standing nearby all along, walked over and hugged Uchiha Hikaru's arm. Smiling, she said, "I'd already decided on one and even thought of a name: Uchiha Ritian. What a great name, right?"
Pfft... Uchiha Hikaru nearly choked to death on his own saliva. What kind of joke was this? Uchiha Ritian? Only a weirdo like Taishang Laojun could come up with something like that.
Seeing the twitch in Uchiha Hikaru's expression, everyone gathered around.
Son Goku, whom Uchiha Hikaru had ignored earlier, shouted excitedly, "The name I came up with is Uchiha Ergou. What do you think? Isn't it great?"
"Pah!"
Uchiha Hikaru nearly slapped Son Goku to death, but Old Pervert Turtle pulled Son Goku aside and rushed up, shouting, "Me, me! I think Uchiha Cannon would be better. I heard that in the mortal world, cannons are extremely powerful weapons!"
Seeing Old Pervert Turtle's lecherous expression, Uchiha Hikaru nearly beat him to death on the spot.
"Cannon? You're the cannon. Your grandfather is a cannon, your teacher is a cannon, your whole family is made of cannons."
What kind of people were these? If they weren't beasts, they were giant dicks. The only normal one wanted to name the kid Ritian.
He really didn't know how these people had survived on Earth for so long.
Seeing that Uchiha Hikaru was dissatisfied with every suggestion, Qiqi simply handed the decision over to him.
"Say it, husband. It would be better for you to name our son