"One extra-large beef Hamburger... no, two, and another... what the fuck..."
The morning mist had yet to fully clear. Li Jie was ordering breakfast at Burger King when he suddenly saw a fat figure huffing and puffing past.
"Owen???"
He could hardly believe his eyes. At first, having Emma berate Owen had served as training for both of them, but Owen had soon gotten used to it and gone back to his lazy, happy-go-lucky ways.
Li Jie had been at a loss, until Wilson heard about it the day before yesterday and volunteered to take over the fat man's training plan.
"What the hell did he do to him... holy shit, he didn't..."
A flicker of horror crossed Li Jie's face. Only when the policewoman at the Burger King window tapped on the glass did he snap out of it, take his Hamburger, and run toward the Police Department cafeteria.
"Hey!"
He burst into the cafeteria and grabbed Wilson, who was eating dumplings. "Tell me, what's going on with Owen?"
"Going on? What do you mean?" Wilson asked, bewildered.
"He actually went running on his own this morning! What did you do to him?"
"What's so hard about that? You just weren't using the right method."
Wilson poked at the crumbled dumplings in front of him. "I tried learning how to boil these things this morning, but they all fell apart."
"What's so hard about that? You just weren't using the right method." Li Jie pulled over a chair and sat down. "Come on, let's trade."
"Ha!"
Wilson put down his chopsticks and fork and laughed. "The night before last, I took him to Lisa and the girls. Eight hundred bucks got him a cute, petite white girl, and then they had a long heart-to-heart. The guy fell in love