Multiverse Mayhem: My Honkai Impact on Everyday Life
Chapter 11

Multiverse Anime, I Write Honkai Impact in Daily Life

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Hachiman Hikigaya read Luo Yu's lips, word by word.

That guy Luo Yu! Hachiman Hikigaya's brow furrowed into a cross.

"Alright, Hachiman, introduce yourself," Hiratsuka Shizuka said, turning to face him.

"Um, I'm Hachiman Hikigaya from Class F, second year," Hachiman Hikigaya introduced himself, then quietly asked Hiratsuka Shizuka, "What does joining a club mean?"

"Because you wrote that foolish essay, you're being punished by participating in club activities here."

"Can I join the Light Music Club next door then?" Hachiman Hikigaya attempted to negotiate with Hiratsuka Shizuka.

"What do you think?" Hiratsuka Shizuka raised her fist and gestured at Hachiman Hikigaya.

"So, you can probably tell," Hiratsuka Shizuka said to Yukino, "His true nature is as rotten as his eyes."

"It's why he's always been a lonely, pitiable person, and still doesn't have a single friend."

"I actually have one friend right now," Hachiman Hikigaya interjected, pointing at Luo Yu.

Hachiman Hikigaya's words only made things worse; even the girls from the Light Music Club cast pitying glances his way.

"Shut up! In any case, let him correct his twisted personality in this club. That's my request."

"I must refuse," Yukino Yukinoshita said, crossing her arms. "Seeing his lecherous, lustful eyes makes me feel endangered."

"Sigh!"

With gasps of alarm, the girls from the Light Music Club clutched their collars and hid behind Luo Yu, casting wary glances at Hachiman Hikigaya.

This is going too far!

Hachiman Hikigaya looked at Luo Yu, hoping he would help explain.

Luo Yu spread his hands.

Ah, Hachiman, it's not that I don't want to help you. It's just that your dead fish eyes really do look a bit problematic.

Seeing that Luo Yu was no help, Hachiman Hikigaya decided to salvage his already dwindling reputation himself.

"I absolutely will not peek at your flat, airplane-like chest."

As Hachiman Hikigaya's words fell, the entire activity room fell silent.

What the— Hachiman, are you really that brave? Even Luo Yu looked at Hachiman Hikigaya in shock.

Holy crap! What did I just say? Hachiman Hikigaya thought in a panic. Have I not talked to girls for too long? No, I haven't talked much to guys either. No! Now is not the time to think about that, Hachiman, use your brilliant brain and think of a way to solve this problem!

"He really is a pervert."

"What's wrong with being flat-chested? What did flat chests ever do to you?"

"Everyone, stay away from him."

"Mhm mhm!"

Hearing the girls' voices, Luo Yu also felt helpless.

Hachiman, I really can't save you this time.

"Heh!" A cold laugh suddenly rang out. Yukino Yukinoshita's words were devoid of any emotion. "This is sexual harassment, Teacher Hiratsuka. Why don't we just call the police?"

"I thought you were bad enough, but I didn't expect you to be this rotten. It seems you're beyond saving," Hiratsuka Shizuka mused, looking at Hachiman Hikigaya and reaching a conclusion.

No, I can still be saved! Teacher Hiratsuka! Hachiman Hikigaya's eyes widened as he tried to convey the message to Hiratsuka Shizuka, Give me a chance, don't give up on me.

Various thoughts flashed through his dead fish eyes.

"Ahem, I'm kidding," Hiratsuka Shizuka said with a slight cough. "Don't worry, the only skills this person excels at are calculating risks and self-preservation. He wouldn't do anything that would break the law."

"So, can you accept my request? Save this child who is about to completely rot."

"Alright," Yukino Yukinoshita stared at Hachiman Hikigaya for a moment. "Since it's your request, Teacher, I can't easily refuse. I accept."

"In that case, I'll be counting on you, Yukino. I'll leave Hachiman Hikigaya to you for rehabilitation," Hiratsuka Shizuka waved her hand and greeted the members of the Light Music Club.

"Then, goodbye everyone from the Light Music Club."

Following that, a spirited figure disappeared from the doorway.

After Hiratsuka Shizuka left.

Hachiman Hikigaya stood at the activity room entrance, looking around, unsure of what to do. His behavior only heightened the Light Music Club girls' wariness.

"Don't just stand there, find a place to sit. There are empty chairs over there," Yukino Yukinoshita couldn't stand it any longer.

"Oh... okay, sorry."

After Hachiman Hikigaya replied, he looked at the tables and chairs piled in the corner. He walked over, picked up a chair, and headed towards Luo Yu, as Luo Yu was the only one he considered a friend in this activity room.

However, he saw the four girls beside Luo Yu looking at him as if he were a criminal.

Hachiman Hikigaya's mouth twitched, and he felt too embarrassed to approach further. So, he could only find a seat in another corner.

Luo Yu couldn't do anything about it. After all, Hachiman Hikigaya had made a terrible first impression on the girls.

We'll take it slow, Luo Yu thought to himself. In time, everyone will get to know what kind of person Hachiman Hikigaya really is.

After Hachiman Hikigaya sat down, the girls cautiously began to pour their tea and whisper amongst themselves.

"Hey, Luo Yu. You said you were friends with him, right? Is he really not a pervert?" Ritsu Tainaka asked quietly.

"Hachiman is a good person, that's undeniable," Luo Yu replied decisively.

"He didn't deny being a pervert, though."

"Yeah, he didn't."

"But he joined the Service Club, didn't he? Why isn't he saying anything?" Yui Hirasawa asked blankly.

"Who knows?" Luo Yu replied dismissively.

While discussing, the girls secretly observed the two members of the Service Club.

But it's the Service Club, as expected. Not only is the name strange.

Even the members are so strange.

The boy and girl sitting in the corner formed a harmonious picture. They were like characters in a play, each with their own distinct personality.

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"Um..."

Not long after, Hachiman Hikigaya suddenly raised his hand from the corner and asked.

"By the way, what does this club do?"

"Hmph," Yukino Yukinoshita sighed and said, "Guess?"

"Luo Yu's group is the Light Music Club, so ours should be a literature club, right?" Hachiman Hikigaya guessed.

"Oh? And what's your basis for that?"

"You've been reading a book the whole time."

"Unfortunately, you guessed wrong."

"Then what kind of club is it?"

Yukino Yukinoshita closed her book. "The fact that I'm sitting here is part of our club activities. We extend a helping hand to those in trouble. Welcome to the Service Club."

The Service Club? Did I hear that right?

Hachiman Hikigaya looked confused.

And these club activities are too suspicious. Extending a helping hand to those in trouble? With no conditions??

That's too naive! Human relationships are complicated. Won't these club activities really offend people?

"Since I accepted Teacher Hiratsuka's request, I will definitely correct your problems. Be grateful to me."

"Yeah, yeah. Thank you very much." Hachiman Hikigaya gave a perfunctory reply.

Hachiman Hikigaya didn't want to argue further with his ideal of a young lady.

As Hachiman Hikigaya ended the topic, the activity room fell silent again.

Seeing this, Luo Yu moved a chair and sat down next to Hachiman Hikigaya.

"Hachiman, how do you feel?" Luo Yu asked curiously.

"To be honest, it's terrible. And why didn't you help me just now?" Hachiman Hikigaya retorted.

"How should I put it? I felt like you didn't need my help?"

"You could have at least come to help me!" Hachiman Hikigaya complained.

"You can still complain, which means I don't need to worry about you. Anyway, you work hard yourself, I'll cheer you on from the side." Luo Yu patted Hachiman Hikigaya's shoulder and then returned to the Light Music Club's group.

Lunch break.

The trio gathered as usual to eat and chat.

Satou Kazuma: "You guys probably already know, but the second volume of Flame Chasers has been confirmed for release."

"I saw that news too. Teacher Meng Yu has suddenly become very productive," Kirigaya Kazuto chimed in.

"I think this promotional poster is incredibly cool," Satou Kazuma said, pulling up the poster on his phone.

The poster depicted Kevin pointing a gun at the Sixth Herrscher.

The Sixth Herrscher and Kevin were on opposite sides.

One lay on the ground, the other stood.

One was laughing maniacally, the other was expressionless.

But upon closer inspection, one could see that Kevin's eyes also revealed anger and sadness.

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"Right! I also think Kevin in this picture looks awesome," Kirigaya Kazuto agreed.

"Let's go to the bookstore together then! Luo Yu, Kazuto."

"Alright, let's go together then," Kirigaya Kazuto replied.

Luo Yu was focused on his meal when he noticed the surrounding chatter suddenly cease. He looked up and saw two pairs of eyes staring at him.

"Fine, we'll go together then." Even though he didn't need to, Luo Yu decided to accompany his two friends since they had asked.

"Ah! I'm so tired, so tired!" Ritsu Tainaka slumped onto the table.

"Ritsu, your stamina isn't great," Luo Yu said, putting away his guitar. "You're already exhausted after just a little practice. With your stamina, how are you going to perform on stage later?"

"Ah, stop lecturing me, stop lecturing me! Luo Yu, why are you even more naggy than Mio?" Ritsu Tainaka covered her ears with her hands, looking impatient.

"Ritsu! Am I naggy?" Mio Akiyama asked with a kind smile. "I also think Luo Yu is right. You really should exercise more. How about we start today? I'll supervise you closely."

"Sigh~ No, I can't be the only one. Oh, right, Yui, Yui's stamina isn't great either, is it?" Ritsu Tainaka tried to pull someone else in.

"That's true," Mio Akiyama said after thinking for a moment. "Yui, you join us too."

"Huh?" Yui Hirasawa's eyes widened in confusion, and even the cookie in her hand lost its appeal.

"What 'huh'?" Mio Akiyama looked at Yui Hirasawa's pitiful expression, her resolve wavering slightly. But she steeled herself and continued.

"Yui, your stamina isn't great either. You need to exercise properly."

"Tsumu-tsumu~" Yui Hirasawa looked towards Tsumugi Kotobuki.

The Young Lady responded with a smile.

"Luo-luo~" Seeing that Tsumugi Kotobuki wasn't helping, Yui Hirasawa shifted her gaze back to Luo Yu.

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