Multiverse Mayhem: My Honkai Impact on Everyday Life
Chapter 24

Multiverse Anime, I Write Honkai Impact in Daily Life

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The girl nodded gently. Then she extended her hand.

"Hold me."

Seeing the girl's expectant gaze, Luo Yu smiled and replied.

"Okay."

Taking Mashiro's hand, Luo Yu and Mashiro walked home together.

"Mashiro, how's the club? Are you happy?"

"I'm happy because Eiri is here."

"Besides Eiri, haven't you made any other friends?"

"I don't know why, but after they spoke to me a few words, they stopped talking to me."

"I see. ..."

The boy and girl walked hand in hand on the road, chatting. To passersby, they might have seemed like a very loving couple.

In the evening, in front of the computer desk.

Luo Yu's keyboard clattered loudly. That's right, he was typing. As for Yoshiteru Zaimokuza's novel, Luo Yu had already finished reading that thing.

His feelings after reading it could only be described as trash.

It forced Luo Yu to quickly type and distract himself, so he wouldn't be consumed by the dark emotions welling up inside him and do something irrational (like tearing up Yoshiteru Zaimokuza's novel).

"So, why did those two run over to me?" Looking at Chocolate and Vanilla sleeping on his lap, Luo Yu couldn't find an answer.

But the two little ones had indeed been getting more and more clingy lately, even climbing onto the bed to sleep at night. They rarely used the room prepared for them.

"If you two are like this, Mashiro will be very jealous," Luo Yu stroked Chocolate and Vanilla on his lap.

He didn't know who Mashiro was jealous of, though. Sometimes Mashiro's jealous gaze was directed at the two kittens.

But are my legs really that comfortable? Both of them ran to my legs to sleep. Forget it, I'll get back to work.

Visibly, Luo Yu reduced the amplitude of his movements.

"Good afternoon."

Luo Yu greeted everyone as he walked into the activity room, but no one responded. Looking around, everyone in the room looked drowsy.

"Haa~ It's Luo Yu, you're here."

Noticing Luo Yu's arrival, Ritsu Tainaka yawned and barely responded to him.

Seeing the girls' drowsy state, Luo Yu understood.

"You guys didn't actually read that light novel last night, did you?"

"Don't talk about it anymore! Don't make me remember!" Ritsu Tainaka clutched her head. "Ah! My brain is trembling!"

Yui Hirasawa looked at Luo Yu pitifully and said, "Luo Luo, you're bad!"

Mio Akiyama: "Luo Yu, why did you make us read something like that!"

Facing the girls' verbal onslaught, Luo Yu dealt with them with a smile.

"So, looking at the current situation, are you the only one who hasn't read it?" Luo Yu looked at the only person in the activity room who was full of energy – Yui Yuigahama.

"Eh!... That... well..." Yui Yuigahama's eyes darted around. When she couldn't think of any more excuses, she apologized, "I'm sorry, I fell asleep right after I started reading last night."

"Then take a look now." Luo Yu handed the manuscript to Yui Yuigahama. "This is the least we can do to respect classmate Zaimokuza."

Hah, how could I let you escape this torture alone.

Chapter 36: The Judgment

Not long after, Yoshiteru Zaimokuza also arrived at the activity room, and everyone began his final judgment.

"Can you tell me your feelings after reading my light novel?"

Facing everyone's oppressive gaze, Yoshiteru Zaimokuza's tone weakened, and he didn't even speak in a chuunibyou manner.

"Classmate Zaimokuza, you don't need to be too nervous. No matter what the outcome is today, I promise you'll be able to walk out of this classroom on your own two feet." Luo Yu said with a gentle smile.

Don't say such terrifying things with a smile! Hachiman Hikigaya grumbled inwardly.

"Then, senior Yukinoshita." Luo Yu looked at Yukino Yukinoshita. "I think it's about time we started."

"Let's go, I'm ready!"

Yoshiteru Zaimokuza was ready to go to the execution ground.

Then, a winter chill swept through the room.

"It's very boring. Honestly, even reading became a form of torture."

Yukino Yukinoshita's icy words turned into sharp blades, piercing Yoshiteru Zaimokuza's chest.

The girls nodded in agreement one after another.

"The sentences are nonsensical, the grammar is wrong. Why are you always using inverted sentences? The meaning of the words is also incorrect, and many words don't fit the dialogue environment at all. Some plot points also appear out of nowhere..."

Yukino was still going strong; she hadn't fallen yet, still carrying the team.

Yoshiteru Zaimokuza clutched his heart, struck by the critique. He looked up at Luo Yu with hopeful eyes, wishing for a different evaluation.

Facing Zaimokuza's expectant gaze, Luo Yu naturally responded with a gentle smile.

"Zaimokuza, your grammar is wrong, your sentences are inverted. Your words don't convey meaning, and the plot is abrupt. Nothing is correct," Luo Yu's tone turned icy, his face expressionless. "With an attitude like yours, do you think you're worthy of competing on the same stage as us light novel authors? I'll give you one piece of advice: pipe dream!"

"Pfft!"

Zaimokuza looked like he was spitting blood. It was clear Luo Yu's evaluation had just shaved off at least half his health bar.

"Alright, your turn, Dumpling." Luo Yu handed the judgment over to Yui Yuigahama.

"Um..." Yui Yuigahama was trying to organize her thoughts. "You know a lot of obscure words."

"Pfft!"

"Aww, it's little Hachiman's turn now!" Yui Yuigahama flusteredly tossed the judgment to Hachiman Hikigaya.

"Hachiman, you understand me, right?"

Zaimokuza placed his last hope on Hachiman Hikigaya.

Facing Zaimokuza, Hachiman Hikigaya offered a benevolent smile.

Seeing the smile on Hachiman Hikigaya's face, Zaimokuza felt like he was looking at an angel. Zaimokuza started smiling too. They stared at each other, smiling.

"Go on, tell me, which work did you plagiarize?"

Unfortunately, the words that came from the angel's mouth were those of a demon. A perfect finishing blow!

This sentence directly depleted Zaimokuza's remaining health. He immediately started rolling on the floor.

"You really don't hold back," Yukino Yukinoshita commented.

Luo Yu watched Zaimokuza rolling on the floor, feeling something about to burst out of his DNA, and blurted out:

"Look at Zaimokuza, he's so upset because his light novel wasn't recognized by others, he's rolling on the floor, crying and fussing, boohoohoo, how pitiful..."

This guy is such a jerk!

Everyone watched Luo Yu perform his famous scene, inwardly exclaiming.

Hachiman Hikigaya walked over to Zaimokuza and patted his shoulder. He said:

"It's okay, the important thing is the illustrations anyway. The content doesn't matter."

"Yeah, that's right, illustrations too!" Zaimokuza seized his last ray of hope. "Even if what I wrote is trash, as long as the illustrations are good enough..."

"If I may be so bold," Luo Yu interrupted, "Zaimokuza's novel isn't even worth calling trash. Even the illustrations can't save it."

Crack!

Zaimokuza's flame of life was extinguished.

"Keep at it, Zaimokuza. You still have a lot of room for improvement," Luo Yu said, patting Zaimokuza's shoulder.

"I'll be back. Can you take a look for me again next time?" Zaimokuza, holding his novel manuscript, staggered to the activity room door and asked everyone inside.

"Of course. I can't speak for Yukino-senpai, but you're always welcome here," Luo Yu promised.

With Luo Yu's promise, Zaimokuza left the activity room with peace of mind.

"Luo Yu," Yukino Yukinoshita called out after Zaimokuza had left. "You said Zaimokuza has a lot of room for improvement? Is that true?"

Everyone perked up their ears at this.

"You're asking about that." Luo Yu rubbed his temples. "Hachiman probably knows too, why don't you ask him?"

Hearing this, everyone turned their gaze to Hachiman Hikigaya.

Seeing Luo Yu pass the buck, Hachiman Hikigaya had no choice but to explain.

"Because Zaimokuza has no room left to regress, so all that's left for him is room to improve," Hachiman Hikigaya said, watching Luo Yu sip his tea. "By the way, Luo Yu, the way you talk is really harsh. Zaimokuza probably still thinks you're praising him."

"Wasn't I praising him?" Luo Yu put down his teacup and looked innocently at Hachiman Hikigaya.

"Let's just say you were praising him."

Seriously, this guy is such a jerk!

Morning. Luo Yu woke up and sensed something was wrong.

He threw off the covers and found that besides him, there were three cats on the bed – two small and one large.

"Chocolate and Vanilla are one thing, but why are you in my room too, Mashiro?"

Luo Yu asked helplessly, looking at the sleepy girl before him.

Mashiro rubbed her eyes and said, "Last night, after I finished drawing, I went to the bathroom. When I got back to my room, I was so tired. I opened the door, got into bed, it felt so warm, and then I fell asleep."

"So you came into the wrong room?"

"Yeah, Hachiman came into the wrong room."

"You're the one who walked into the wrong room!"

The next morning.

Luo Yu helplessly woke the girl sleeping in his bed.

"So, Miss Mashiro. What's your excuse today?"

Mashiro averted her gaze.

"Don't look away!" Luo Yu sighed lightly. "So, was today intentional or accidental?"

"It was intentional," Mashiro replied calmly, looking into Luo Yu's eyes.

"Don't do it on purpose, just go back to your own room and sleep."

"No, I want to be with Yu."

"That doesn't mean you have to sleep in the same bed as me."

"Don't look away again." Luo Yu said wearily, watching Mashiro avert her gaze once more.

Mashiro: "Yu, you're so annoying."

The morning after that, Luo Yu looked at Mashiro in his blankets and no longer felt like saying anything.

Hugging Vanilla, who was by his pillow, Luo Yu lay down and went back to sleep.

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