Front-page headline of the World Economy News Paper
[Marines strike for justice! New World pirates face an "Absolute Justice" purge]
[Breaking news from the New World front] Shocking! G-3 Base's two strongest fighters-Vice Admiral Sakazuki and Commodore "Heavenquake" Gern-have swept through the New World with lightning speed over the past several days!
Our reporter, who risked their life following the operation, has confirmed that the two officers completely ignored Marine Headquarters' orders and shut down all communications equipment.
They launched an indiscriminate extermination campaign against the forces under Flying Admiral Golden Lion's Flying Pirates!
Every member of the Blood Anchor pirate crew under Golden Lion's Third Division was sent to the bottom of the sea.
"Iron Claw" Cosmo's cadre of officers suffered execution by magma.
Commodore Gern single-handedly destroyed three pirate strongholds.
Exclusive scoop: reportedly, Marine Headquarters took steps to ensure this operation went off without a hitch!
It had the two officers shut down not only their military Den Den Mushi but all private communications as well, truly achieving "zero battlefield interference."
Once again, the pirates have felt the presence of justice!!
"'The pirates have felt the presence of justice'-what the actual fuck!!"
Marine Headquarters · Fleet Admiral's Office
Smack!! Kong slammed the newspaper onto his desk, instantly sending spiderweb cracks across the solid wooden desktop.
His pupils trembled slightly, veins bulged on his forehead, and even his breathing grew heavy. His mohawk stood rigidly upright.
"What... is... this...?" Kong forced out each word through gritted teeth.
"Fleet Admiral!" An officer rushed in, drenched in sweat. "We've just confirmed that the reports in the paper are entirely accurate.
"G-3 Base's military communications channels went... completely offline two weeks ago!"
"What do you mean, 'completely offline'?!" Kong jerked his head up, terrifying fury burning in his eyes. "And this