Transmigrating into Countless Worlds at Once: A Doomed Start? Watch Me Win!

That's how simultaneous transmigration works. Ordinary transmigrators only have to defy fate and fight for their lives. Those who transmigrate into countless worlds at once have a lot more to worry about.

Gu Wen might have been a lousy keyboard warrior, but he certainly knew how to hiss at everyone like an angry little kitty-until Truck-kun compressed him into kitty.zip.

After Truck-kun delivered him to countless worlds simultaneously, Gu Wen became the very characters he used to trash online: Sasuke, Tang San, Xiao Yan-the bottom-tier Chinese-animation edition only-and more...

At first, Gu Wen wanted no part of it. What are these hellish starting scenarios? Apart from Xiao Yan's world, is a single one of them normal? And even the only normal guy got sucked dry by some old geezer! Yet as he settled into his new lives, Gu Wen realized that, disastrous as every starting point might be, he really could do better himself.

Xiao Yan: "Sucked dry by an old man?"

"Looking for trouble? I'll have you know, I'm actually a man of culture...!"

...Buddha's Fury Fire Lotus!

Tang San: "I've got a plan. If I use localized time reversal after a sacrifice, couldn't I farm soul bones and soul rings?"

"Huh? You won't sacrifice yourself? What are you even babbling about? Take it up with my Ultimate Life Blue Silver Emperor's Ring Detonation Self-Destruct!"

"Rise again, my little cash crops!"

Sasuke: "Goddammit, why does everyone else get a colorful transmigration adventure, while I'm stuck surrounded by a bunch of lunatics?"

"Only a lunatic can deal with lunatics! Watch me go completely unhinged and ravage the whole world!"

"Aaargh! Sakura and Ino being all sweet and clingy is one thing, but Naruto, stay the hell away! Don't grope him!"

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