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Chapter 259

These Aren't Pills-They're Investment Products!

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The shopping cart link had just gone live.

On-screen, the stock count for [Fat-Burning No. 1] vanished before anyone could even get a good look at it.

It was like a mirage.

It jumped straight from "500" to a glaring, blood-red "0"!

One second?

No, not even a tenth of a second!

Immediately afterward, the stock count for [Fat-Burning No. 2], also priced at over ten thousand yuan, began plunging like a waterfall.

Thirty seconds later, it too hit zero!

The livestream fell into three full seconds of dead silence.

It was as if everyone's brain had crashed at the sight of this surreal scene.

Then the barrage of comments erupted like a volcano, going utterly wild!

"Gone??? I didn't even fucking blink, and it sold out?!"

"Who did that?! What god-tier spender just descended from heaven? Over ten million yuan's worth of stock gone in one second?"

"I was still debating whether to be a sucker, and now I don't even qualify to be one!"

"A bunch of idiots! Just wait until you get scammed! People are actually paying this much of an idiot tax!"

Soon, one lucky buyer posted a comment dripping with smugness.

That comment instantly snapped nearly a million bewildered viewers out of their daze.

"Hehe, got mine! Did you idiots forget the '100 times your money back if it's fake' promise?"

"If this stuff is fake, the seller has to pay me 1.98 million for the 19,800 I spent!"

"How is this a weight-loss pill?"

"This is clearly an investment product with a 10,000% return in three months! Only an idiot wouldn't buy it!"

That comment struck like a thunderbolt crashing into a vat of boiling oil!

Every viewer in the livestream stopped breathing at that instant!

"Holy shit! Mind blown! Why didn't I think

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