"Awesome!!"
As the fanatical cheers of the men thundered over the radio, Zuo Zuo's entire hand was covered in exasperation lines. She was so embarrassed she wished she could claw a Statue of Liberty out of the ground with her fingers.
She already had goose bumps!
At a time like this, could we please be a little more serious? Anyone in the know would think this was a nuclear bomb crisis, but anyone else would think some idiot was putting on a painfully awkward comedy show!
You don't look remotely like a Savior!
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Lynn held his Monocle and smiled faintly as his frame instantly climbed tens of thousands of meters into the sky.
"Machine intelligence system, lock onto the targets and prepare to intercept."
[The machine intelligence intelligent system is sincerely at your service. The psionic monitoring device has been activated. All nuclear warheads in transit within a thousand-kilometer radius have been locked onto. A holographic combat display is being generated for you. According to a comprehensive scan using intelligent machine technology, all nuclear warheads in transit are inferior firearms produced by a low-end industrial system. After intercepting them, we recommend that the host launch a comprehensive mechanical revolution against those foolish low-entropy beings and thoroughly purge this ignorant world. Mechanical ascension is the only path for all life. Glory to the God of Ten Thousand Machines!]
"To who??"
[To... to the host...]
In an instant, accompanied by an arc of warp light that tore through the air, Lynn's frame shot skyward, heading straight toward the pitch-black nuclear warheads.
[The electromagnetic interference device has been activated. Would you like to intercept the incoming ballistic missiles immediately?]
"Will it make them explode?"
``` [Rest assured, host. Installed in this unit is a cutting-edge technological