Lynn stood there in a daze, thunder roaring through his mind.
It felt like being a fish in a pond someone had dropped a nuclear bomb into.
"That's not right!!"
Lynn clutched his head in shock.
He rushed over and jumped, trying to snatch the device wrapped in the Witch God Head's tentacle, but she kept her eyes closed and swiftly lifted it out of his reach.
"Please let me explain!" Lynn was genuinely panicking. His face drained of color as he said:
"It's not what you think! Seeing is believing, but you can't trust everything you hear! We weren't doing any of those awful things you're imagining. It was just a perfectly normal care session!"
"I was cleaning Xiao Xiao's ears! Really! Believe me! Please believe me!"
The Witch God Head kept her eyes closed, the corners of her lips curling slightly.
The knowing look on her face had already given Lynn his answer.
With a faint smile, she slowly said, "I had my doubts at first-but seeing how panicked you are now-I'm even more certain-"
That expression seemed to be telling Lynn:
Nice try, kid.
I've already seen right through you!
Trying to cover it up? Don't make me laugh!
Lynn clawed frantically at his scalp, feeling as though he was about to fall apart.
"Aunt, hear me out. It's really not what you think. If you don't believe me, you can..."
"Say no more." The Witch God Head closed her eyes and interrupted him.
"You're both young-it's perfectly normal-you don't need to be embarrassed-"
"But as her mother-I do need to remind you of something-"
"I don't object-to you being intimate with my daughter-but right now, my daughter is only a head, after all-"
"..."
"..."
A brief silence fell.
"Aaaaaah-"
Lynn clutched his head as though