Smack-
A great big slap.
Easily dodged.
Lynn adjusted his Monocle, came to his senses, and nodded.
"Mm, double the pain. Looks like I'm back. When I bit my finger in the dream, there was only one helping. Zuo Zuo, you really are my totem. What time is it now?"
Zuo Zuo angrily grabbed him by the collar.
"What time?! Several days later, obviously!! And when you're checking whether you're awake, could you not suddenly bite me, you idiot?!"
Ah~ Yes!
That familiar feeling!
It had been so long since he had heard his useless Zuo Zuo shouting and making a fuss. Although he had devoted his whole heart to the little girl Xian Yue of the past while in the dream, bouts of longing for his useless left hand had struck him from time to time, too. (~￣▽￣)~ That longing had even carried a strange, wicked urge to give Zuo Zuo a spanking after so long. It really was a rather abnormal kind of happiness.
He shook his head hard, and that signature smile appeared on his face once more.
Then he took out a mirror.
He inspected his handsome self, who had not aged.
"..."
"Zuo Zuo, where's my streak of white hair?"
"I got too bored these past few days, so I plucked it out, strand by strand."
"..."
Lynn's smile instantly grew radiant.
She really did live up to being his Zuo Zuo. Even the patch she had plucked bare was so distinctive, round and gleaming. Anyone who didn't know better would think he had already reached middle age, with that little bald spot showcasing his splendid prospects as a successful man.
"Stick it back on!!!"
"I know! I know! (;≧д≦) Don't shout so loudly!"
"..."
Climbing out of bed, Lynn let out another deep