Only at that moment did Lynn finally realize that he really was too young.
He had expected one kind of romantic battlefield, but never in his wildest dreams had he imagined it would be this kind.
Sure enough, creatures this unreasonable simply couldn't be judged by human standards...
But why did it still feel more and more absurd?
It was absolutely fucking ridiculous!
And under Lynn's vacant stare, the romantic showdown he had anticipated finally began...
"I'm telling you-it's been thousands of years already-if you still want to seduce my wife-I'll take you down even if I have to bring my whole family along!!"
"You actually have the nerve to say that? You're the bastard here! You barged in and tricked Witchy into going with you!! Robbing the cradle! An old fossil tens of thousands of years old, making a move on a little girl only a few thousand years old! Shameless!"
"(Forcing down his fury)! Still better than you-at least I've got the equipment-you don't even have that-(sneering) a spiritual bond-how could that compare to a spiritual and physical bond? Hehehe-"
"(Flustered and furious) That's not what you said when you were courting me!"
"(Gritting his teeth) You have the nerve to bring that up-just mentioning it pisses me off-so what if you changed to the same size as me?! It's not like you angels can't make yourselves gigantic!"
"(Flustered and furious) You filthy-minded creep! When you were courting me, I already told you that all I wanted was pure, spiritual love, but you were always trying to get into my pants!"
"What's wrong with that-without physical intimacy-how could our love possibly reach a higher level?! Your way of thinking was the unreasonable one-and you're the one who dumped me!"
"(Flustered and furious) So you secretly spent the two