"..."
A brief, deathly silence fell.
Lynn slowly closed his eyes, crumpling the document in his hand into a wrinkled ball with a series of crunches.
The staff around him all widened their eyes. Sensing something wrong with the atmosphere, they instinctively swallowed.
Zuo Zuo (≖ᴗ≖)✧ said, "Well? Blockhead, doesn't it describe you perfectly? Didn't it instantly max out your summoning success rate?"
"Though Zuo Zuo knows you're too embarrassed to admit you're an evil Lolicon."
Lynn: "..."
Eyes closed, Zuo Zuo patted his right shoulder with earnest reassurance, then grinned and flashed a victory sign in front of him. (｡◕ˇ∀ˇ◕) "But it really does seem to be the most fitting description. The other descriptions might point to too many people, but adding that one sentence instantly narrows it down to Blockhead alone!"
"After all, in this Dark World, Blockhead is the only one who won't pass up a Little Loli of any age! Hehehe!"
Zuo Zuo burst into wildly brazen laughter, and the air around them seemed to fill with merriment.
Everyone around them broke into cold sweats. They had been about to offer a few reassuring words.
But then, the very next moment.
There was a loud chomp.
In an instant.
Zuo Zuo's laughter cut off abruptly.
Under their stunned gazes, Lynn opened his mouth with a dead-eyed stare and stuffed his still-laughing Left Hand into it in one bite.
"..."
"..."
Everyone around him stared blankly at the sight.
Eyes closed and Zuo Zuo in his mouth, Lynn held up a sign that read:
"Sorry you had to see that, everyone. I haven't disciplined her properly. Please pretend you didn't hear anything she just said. I don't have any such fetish. This hand is merely making unfounded accusations against me, so please don't take them to heart."