"Customer! I've finished calculating your bill. You received twenty-one injections at 100 coins each, for a total of 2,100 coins. The bandaging for your major artery is on the house. I counted the money on your table: one Black Skull Coin and seven hundred Skeleton Coins."
"You're still 400 coins short."
Lynn kept smiling.
The Goat-Headed Monster instinctively felt around in his bundle, then placed another small bag of coins on the table.
Lynn counted them and smiled.
"Still 100 coins short."
The Goat-Headed Monster immediately searched himself from head to toe.
Bzz-
In an instant.
The Goat-Headed Monster went blank.
"N-no... that's all..."
A brief silence followed.
Lynn pushed a price list in front of him and said earnestly:
"Take a look. Money isn't the only thing we accept as payment here."
The Goat-Headed Monster looked at the list Lynn had pushed over.
It read:
[Kidney]: 1,000 coins (average) [Eyeball]: 200 coins each (average) [Arm]: 250 coins (average) [Dick]: 500 coins.
And so on.
Goat-Headed Monster: "!!!"
Lynn picked up his knife and smiled kindly. "I'd suggest leaving an eyeball with us. Once you've earned enough money, you can come back and redeem it anytime. We'll take good care of it for you."
"Wait!"
The Goat-Headed Monster immediately thrust out a hand, his face twisting into (ΩДΩ).
"I have some other things I can use to settle the bill. Take a look!"
As he spoke.
He quickly took an object out of his bundle and placed it on the table.
"I picked this up while wandering around a few days ago. It looks like a component from something. I thought it might be valuable, so I kept it!"
Lynn paused.
His gaze fell on the object the Goat-Headed Monster had placed on the table.
It was silver