[Cold? Put on another layer.]
[Where even are you? What's the temperature there?]
[It must be pretty cold. You can hear the wind howling.]
[He said it wasn't low enough! It's not cold enough for him!]
[What does he mean by... waiting for him?]
Yu Xiuyuan had no intention of paying attention to the comments. He stood up, bent down to unzip the tent, and stepped outside.
On camera, he emerged from the tent and walked barefoot across the floor, stopping after barely two steps.
A floor-standing air conditioner stood in front of him, its display glowing a dim blue.
Yu Xiuyuan reached out and briskly pressed the temperature-down button twice.
Beep.
Beep.
The air conditioner gave two soft beeps, and the whooshing grew louder...
The comments stopped completely.
For three whole seconds.
Then comments flooded the screen like water bursting through a dam:
[??????????]
[An air conditioner????????]
[Fuck!!]
[Shit!!!]
[This is your idea of camping??]
[In your living room?????]
[Legend.]
[I give up. I seriously give up.]
[Yu Beauty, you're such a troll.]
[I'm literally dying laughing...]
[Yu Beauty, of course you'd do this.]
[Played again...]
[Played again...]
[Played again...]
Yu Xiuyuan strolled leisurely back into the tent, sat cross-legged again, and chatted with the viewers, flashing an innocent, harmless smile at the camera.
"Surprised? Didn't see that coming, did you?"
"I was just kidding. I'll go camping for real in a few days. I like camping in the rain, so I'm waiting for a rainy day."
"It doesn't rain this time of year? No, no, no. I'm not in Jing City right now. I'm in a small town down south. It'll rain in a few days, and I'll livestream for you when I go camping."
"What am I doing down south? Keeping your God Yun company while he