Sylvanas smiled. "Brother-in-law, let's go be bandits together. We can put up a sign on the road, just like when we fought the Trolls last time. I cleared this mountain path, I planted these trees. If you want to pass this way, pay the toll to me."
"No! You're a bandit who only ever robs me. I've never seen you rob anyone else."
Yu Lin Bloodhawk laughed. "If you put up a sign like that outside my door every day, I won't even be able to leave the house. I'm going to be a pirate-the pirate king who only robs other pirates. If you put up a sign at sea, I'll just go around it. Your roadblocks won't scare me out there. I can sail in any direction."
"Then I'll change careers and become a pirate who only robs pirate kings!" Sylvanas said with a laugh.
"Banditry is such a promising profession. Why give it up? What's the point of changing careers?" Yu Lin Bloodhawk laughed.
Sylvanas giggled. "My biggest customer ran away, so business is getting tough. I'll have to follow my biggest customer. Trees die when you move them, but people thrive on a change of scene. Right?"
"Your Bandit Majesty! Why do you keep picking on me? Have mercy! I've got an eighty-year-old mother at home and hungry little mouths to feed. I risk my neck out here just to put food on the table. Please, show some kindness and let me go rob someone else!" Yu Lin Bloodhawk said with a laugh.
"Hmph! Nothing but lies. You think I don't know you? Listen here: confess and receive leniency, resist and face harsh punishment!" Sylvanas laughed.
"Ah! Your Majesty, how did you suddenly turn into the government? What I heard was, confess and receive leniency-you'll rot in