On the Dou Qi Continent, in Wutan City.
The Xiao Clan, east courtyard wing room.
Xiao Yan woke up in his sleep to being stroked by someone whose hands were cool and gentle, the pressure managed just right.
Mm~
Probably finding it too comfortable, he could not help letting out a satisfied groan.
Opening his eyes in a daze, he realized that a slender young lady was sitting beside his bed.
Her looks were pure and sweet, yet tinged with a faint allure.
Whether intentional or not, the light blue robe draped over her shoulders had slipped down a fraction, exposing a tender white shoulder where her delicate collarbone was clearly visible.
Looking further down.
As flat as a board...
Xiao Yan grew much calmer, quickly looking up as he said dejectedly, "Cousin, what are you doing?"
The young lady was none other than Xiao Yan's cousin, Xiao Mei.
In the original plot, her appearances were not numerous; she originally had the fate of a female lead, yet unfortunately ruined her own chances.
"Mei'er is just massaging Big Brother's legs!" Xiao Mei stuck out her pink, delicate tongue while her hands continued their movements without missing a beat.
Xiao Yan frowned, resolutely pulling his leg back as he refused, "There's no need for the trouble. Men and women should keep their distance-you had better... put your clothes on properly first!"
"Aha." Xiao Mei stood up with a slightly flushed pretty face, tugging at her clothes twice before looking at him with deep affection. "Mei'er specifically stewed some prime goji berry and white deer soup for Big Brother, and I'll go fetch it right now for you to taste."
He had intended to refuse, but by the time Xiao Yan opened his mouth, he found that the other had already left the wing room with light, nimble steps.
Watching her receding back, his thoughts were in turmoil.
He was not the original Xiao Yan, but a transmigrator bearing a system.
In his past life, lacking any great culture, he had merely scraped together a dual degree: a Huaqing PhD and a DabeI Master's.
Precisely because of this, after graduation, no company had been willing to hire him.
With no other choice, he could only take up his father's old trade: barbecue!
Though he earned a fair amount of money, his father fell ill.
Ever since checking into the hospital...
His father passed away, the money was gone, and he was left owing over a million in massive debts.
For a full year, through his unremitting efforts and struggle, relying on a small-scale barbecue business, he kept growing bigger and stronger.
Not only did he pay off the huge debt and buy a house, but he also successfully hooked up with a long-legged receptionist at the sales office.
Just as he finally made it to her getting off work-after eating well, drinking well, and booking a room-the girl took off her clothes in the room while he came down with an upset stomach in the bathroom.
Who would have thought...
Sitting on the toilet and just opening Happy Match, he transmigrated!
Eleven years!
The eleventh year since his transmigration!
Xiao Yan had always been following the original plot step by step. He knew very well that as long as he kept doing this, with the fortune of his destined protagonist, he would undoubtedly become a peak Dou Emperor without mishap.
Between the ages of four and six.
Whenever midnight fell, he would "reluctantly" sneak into Xiao Xun'er's room, blatantly nurturing the little girl's body for her.
During those two years of bitter yet blissful times, Xiao Yan felt remorseful every single night, committing "groper" acts every night.
Each time he finished touching her, he would slap his own face, cursing himself inwardly as a beast worse than a pig or dog-how could he do such a thing to a child!
Yet in order to complete the plot that the original work required, as well as the mission demanded of a son of destiny, he could only silently endure that sense of guilt.
And then there was the Dou Qi test two days ago, even though he already possessed strength close to a Dou Emperor.
Yet he still disguised himself as a good-for-nothing with only Three-Stage Dou Qi, playing house with that bunch of brats from the Xiao Clan.
The reason he was so cautious was entirely because there was a strong expert from the Gu Clan hidden within the Xiao Clan, monitoring his every move at all times.
He could not afford to expose himself!
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