Battle Through the Heavens: I Am Xiao Yan, the Transmigrators' Nightmare!
Chapter 24

Luck through the roof: a jackpot from opening a jar

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[Xiong Ba of the World Society: This old man loves drinking more than anything. Thank you in advance, Your Majesty Qin!]

[Never Self-Castrating Yue Buqun: Thank you, Your Majesty Qin!]

[Romantic Eunuch Wei Xiaobao: Thank you, Your Majesty Qin!]

Apart from Chen Beixuan, the king of showing off, all the other members expressed their thanks, including Ling Ying.

A moment later, the video feed connected to the livestream.

[First Emperor Qin Shi Huang: So this is Fellow Daoist Ling's homeland? It certainly is lively.]

[Romantic Eunuch Wei Xiaobao: How enviable. It's so much better than this lousy place of mine.]

[Never Self-Castrating Yue Buqun: Beautiful, certainly, but it feels rather lacking in the essence of the Dao. Unlike here, where everyone possesses impressive abilities, running over rooftops and walls and skimming across water like dragonflies.]

[Xiong Ba of the World Society: Hmph, what is so impressive about merely running over rooftops and walls? This old man could take on ten pieces of trash like that with one hand.]

Immortal Wang, who was lurking in the group, could not help wanting to laugh as he watched the two argue back and forth.

A low-martial world wanted to arm-wrestle a high-fantasy world? Wasn't that just fucking asking for a beating?

"Looks like the group needs some new members." No matter how he counted, the only members in the entire group who could bring him any tangible benefits were Chen Beixuan and Ling Ying.

Strictly speaking, there was really only one.

That bastard Chen Beixuan...

He was such a fucking show-off!

Ever since joining the group, he had basically been freeloading, yet there was nothing Great Immortal King could do about him.

God only knew why the system had brought him into the group in the first place.

The more Immortal Wang thought about it, the angrier he became. Especially when he was already feeling so frustrated, the group just would not stop bickering.

[Never Self-Castrating Yue Buqun: Fellow Daoist Xiong, such big words. Care to spar when we get the chance?]

[Xiong Ba of the World Society: Hmph, what would this old man have to fear? I'm only worried that Fellow Daoist Yue will end up sniveling.]

[Never Self-Castrating Yue Buqun: Sniveling? Do you take me, Yue Buqun, for a three-year-old?]

[Xiong Ba of the World Society: Who knows?]

Perhaps he finally could not take it anymore, for Immortal Wang at last replied.

[Omniscient and Omnipotent Great Immortal King: Fellow Daoists, please stop arguing. Save your conclusions until after we finish watching this livestream.]

With the group owner's intervention, the group finally quieted down.

Ling Ying had been keeping an eye on the chat messages from start to finish. After all, the Dou Qi Continent was his home. Anyone would be angry to hear it disparaged so badly.

But he knew this was not the time to slap Yue Buqun and Xiong Ba in the face, because he had something more important to do: have Immortal Wang divine exactly what upheaval had occurred in his world.

The livestream was pointed straight at Immortal Chen's stall.

By then, Xiao Yan and Xiao Xun'er had already approached.

Unable to contain her curiosity, Xiao Xun'er asked first, "Boss, how do we open these jars?"

"Ten thousand gold coins a try," Immortal Chen said flatly, raising one index finger.

Ten thousand?

Upon learning the price, Xiao Xun'er's slender brows furrowed. Now she understood how Elder Ling had spent all three hundred thousand gold coins.

While she hesitated, voices immediately piped up beside her, egging her on.

"Young lady, ten thousand gold coins really isn't expensive. Last time, I got a Xuan-tier Dou Technique. I took it straight to the Mierte Auction House and sold it for the astronomical price of five hundred thousand."

"Wow, you were pretty lucky. I've only ever gotten a third-grade pill, and that sold for just ninety thousand gold coins."

"Tch, that's all? I've heard these jars contain loads of ancient divine treasures, too. The Pangu Axe, the Xuanyuan Sword... everything you could want."

Even though the passersby talked as if flowers were raining from the heavens, Xiao Xun'er still held on to her last shred of reason.

That reason came entirely from the fact that she had no money at all right now...

She turned her gaze toward Xiao Yan beside her and tugged at his sleeve, but he did not react at all.

[System: ???]
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