"All right, Shrek Academy versus Zhengtian Academy! The first two-on-two match is about to begin. Contestants from both sides, please take the stage!"
Zhengtian Academy sent up a young man and a young woman. The male student was solidly built and a little chubby, but his eyes gleamed keenly. The female student was beautiful, every glance full of charm, and a sacred aura radiated from her inside and out.
The first to take the stage for Shrek Academy were, surprisingly, Wang Dong and Jiang Nannan. Wang Dong's male appearance was devastatingly attractive to young girls, sending waves of shrill cries rolling through the audience.
"Wang Dong, my dream man!"
"You little heartbreaker, you're going to be the death of me!"
"Look over here! Over here! Wang Dong, I want to marry you!"
At that pig-slaughtering shriek, everyone turned to look-not only Wang Dong, Jiang Nannan, the two Zhengtian Academy contestants, and the Soul Douluo referee onstage, but also the many academies below and even Xu Jiawei, emperor of the Star Luo Empire, atop the Imperial City walls.
A "girl" weighing at least five hundred jin, yet standing only about one point four meters tall, was wearing a size XXXXXXXXXXL white wedding dress woven by some tailor of heaven-defying skill. Clutching a bouquet of roses, she waved vigorously at Wang Dong onstage.
Had Xu Jiawei not been a powerful Titled Douluo with exceptionally sharp eyesight, he probably would have seen only a torn white flour sack pulled over a water vat, breakdancing in the stands.
Now, however, he utterly loathed his keen eyesight. As the Star Luo Emperor, he was accustomed to the lovely bearing and graceful figures of the beauties flocking through his palace. When had he ever seen anything so offensive to the eyes and ears? He nearly vomited.