"May 3, Year 48916 of the Continental Calendar. I've been in this world for sixteen years now. That's right, I'm going to start keeping a diary.
Why didn't I write one before? Because I used to be a decent man.
Bah, it's all that damned Yin-Yang Evil Saint's fault. He just had to teach me the Yin-Yang Saint Scripture. That old bastard couldn't behave himself, and he wanted to corrupt me, a blossoming flower of this continent, too.
To be fair, his Yin-Yang Sacred Fire really is excellent, but it isn't without side effects. These days, I've practically lost all opportunities to cultivate hard on my own. Every night, I turn into a hardworking old ox.
But there's nothing I can do. After all, my great ambition is to offer my love to every beautiful woman.
With help from that little scheming innocent, Mei'er, my girls have shown unprecedented solidarity. It can't be helped-external pressure is often a powerful force for internal unity.
Cross out 'scheming innocent.' How could I say that about my Mei'er? Such a sweet, understanding girl is a rare find."
"May 4. Today, Ya Fei took Cai Lin and me on a tour of the Flame Alliance's current layout. I have to say, she's a remarkably capable woman too. Under her leadership, the Flame Alliance's finances have become perfectly well ordered.
To reward her for all her hard work, I promptly gave her a thoroughly well-ordered session. I could tell she was very satisfied.
That evening, I'd originally planned to keep the queen company first. After all, she was a guest who'd come from afar. But Xiao Yi Xian suddenly told me her woeful poison body was showing signs of flaring up again. Left with no choice, I had to test her poison once more.
Heh,