But events did not unfold in the order Tang San had expected.
The moment Tang San's right hand caught Xiao Wu's ankle, he felt it slip through his fingers. His grab had failed.
Immediately afterward, the leg Xiao Wu had kicked out hooked around Tang San's neck in one smooth motion.
At the same time, Xiao Wu's hands blocked Tang San's charging right shoulder, and she raised her other leg, hooking it around his neck just like the first.
The scene was rather bizarre. Xiao Wu's upper body leaned backward, her hands braced against the floor, while her two long legs wrapped around Tang San's neck.
"That's for killing all those rabbits! Die, damn you!"
"Rabbit Back Kick!"
With an angry roar, Xiao Wu's supple legs sprang like coils, locking around Tang San's neck and flinging him backward.
And then there was our protagonist, Tang San. He looked like a six-year-old child, but his soul belonged to a thirty-year-old man. With two lifetimes under his belt, you could even call him a forty-year-old uncle.
Yet across both his lifetimes, Tang San had never fought a girl.
So when Xiao Wu's first leg wrapped around his neck, although he could have reacted, her skirt slipped down as she raised her leg, leaving her fair, tender calf exposed.
The moment it touched Tang San's neck, that smooth, silky sensation made him freeze on the spot.
On top of that, Xiao Wu's furious roar sent an even stronger tremor through his heart.
With all those things piling up, Tang San blissfully took Xiao Wu's Old Rabbit Kick and went flying.
Thud!
Tang San's body struck the edge of a bed, and a moderately loud impact echoed through the dormitory.
From Xiao Wu's sudden attack on Tang San to her kicking him away, everything