"Shocking news! Sea God Pavilion Elders Long Yeyue and Cai Yue'er of Shrek Academy were ambushed by Evil Soul Masters on their return journey. Long Yeyue, the Light and Darkness Douluo and deputy pavilion master of Sea God's Pavilion, held her junior Cai Yue'er in front of her as a shield and fled in panic from two Quasi-God-level Evil Soul Masters."
A news story shot to the top of the trending searches in no time.
A video filmed by an orbiting satellite racked up over a billion views within a short time.
It was clearly a military satellite, given that it could capture a rough picture even amid such powerful energy fluctuations:
A Soul Guidance Train was intercepted.
The Holy Spirit Cult's Demon Empress and Nether Emperor made a shocking appearance.
Shrek's representatives fought the Holy Spirit Cult.
Long Yeyue and Cai Yue'er made a desperate last stand.
Long Yeyue decisively sold out her teammate and ran.
The Demon Empress and Nether Emperor pursued Long Yeyue.
"Absolute legend! Shielding herself with her teammate-Shrek's Long Yeyue has the makings of a true god!"
"No wonder she's lived so long. Just look at that mindset! Her whole philosophy is 'as long as the green hills remain, there'll be firewood to burn!'"
"Had heaven not birthed me, Long Yeyue, the way of cowardly survival would be an eternal night."
"Don't talk nonsense. Playing it safe is just cowardice. Long Yeyue is an actual dog!"
"Other seniors protect their juniors. This is the first time I've seen one sell her junior out."
The gossip-hungry netizens had their eyes opened.
They had thought Limit Douluos were all virtuous, respected seniors. Who knew there could be someone this shameless? Although Silver Moon Douluo Cai Yue'er looked like an old granny, she was Long Yeyue's junior in