The Goofball Pokémon Master
Chapter 199

Useless Things

1,528 words•5 min read•0 views
5h ago•
Next

"That stupid bird." Bucktooth recalled Chatot somewhat reluctantly, then raised his hand and sent out his second Pokémon. A Woobat appeared on the field, flapping its two wings, with a comical pig face and two buckteeth even more prominent than Chatot's had been.

"Woobat, Gust!"

"Use Gust here too!"

Two little whirlwinds collided in the air. The two Gusts were only probes. The real clash would come next.

"Imprison!"

Woobat used Imprison, sealing off Noibat's Gust and Tailwind in one stroke.

"Heart Stamp!"

A heart-shaped pattern appeared in front of Woobat, which then rushed up to Noibat as if to kiss it. Frightened, Noibat used Agility on itself and combined it with Wild Charge to hurry out of the way.

"Ram it with Wild Charge!"

Noibat used Wild Charge, but just as it was about to hit Woobat, Woobat actually used Captivate...

"Squeak, squeak-squeak∽" Woobat turned its back and kept wiggling its body. Even Cheng Tian stared dumbfounded.

Noibat: (╬•̀皿•́)

Noibat's stomach churned uncontrollably. With those two buckteeth, Woobat's coy posing was genuinely revolting. Most importantly, they were both male...

"Noi!" Showing no mercy, Noibat slammed straight into him with Wild Charge while Wing Attack slashed viciously across Woobat's body.

The latter screamed and fell from the air. Just like that, Bucktooth had lost.

"Boss..." Bucktooth slunk back to Yellow-Haired Guy's side, and Yellow-Haired Guy gave him a disdainful glance.

"Useless trash." Yellow-Haired Guy then patted Cross-Eyed Guy beside him. "Cross-Eyed Guy, get up there and take him down for me."

"Yes, boss!"

Cross-Eyed Guy swaggered onto the field, drawing laughter from the spectators. The team member looked at them indignantly. "What are you laughing at? Never seen a handsome guy before?"

"Send out your Pokémon," said the boy acting as referee, struggling to hold back his laughter.

"Come out,

End of Chapter
Prev
NovelSummaries
Next

Explore the wiki

Comments